Saturday, October 16, 2004 wouldnt believe....

1.bought me a pair of undies the other day. Not gonna mention the street. but i made sure there were no hidden cameras,photographers, or any of you buying similar undies at the same time.
now the bloody things were nice 100%cotton.nice manly colors -soot black,royal blue,ashy beige(whats with the adjectives?!?!)
the gifted/persistant...actually eventually successful sales person convinced me that the item of clothing would hold my balls well!! am just paraphrasing but i decided why not-lets buy the damn things.

so i did!!!

Bloody things were a tad bit small!!!! a tad tight too!!! and i decided freak it am wearing them no way i was losing a good 50bob just because my cargo happens to be ...

so i wear them and everything is nice and compact! so much for the boxer-feel/hung free slogan.
i had an extra spring in my bounce-or was it the other way round!!!!
Peeing was out of the question! So was the whole 21gun salute! Movement was restricted south of the border.Gaseous exchange was contained.Legs were getting pretty numb! sheepish grins were being unleshed! climbing stairs was now an art.

now my problem is-that was monday today is saturday-HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Blogger bee said...

Vaseline might help.

1/09/2005 9:26 PM  
Blogger bee said...

or soapy water.

1/09/2005 9:26 PM  
Blogger bee said...

Go out in cold weather. That might help by shrinking a couple of things leaving space to wiggle out.

1/09/2005 9:27 PM  
Blogger akiey said...

Rhaaahahahha! Nick, you've killed it with this post man!! Too bad I got to it months later(thanks for the link on farmgal's blog). Pole about the undie torture but I know for a fact that tight undies come in handy in very cold stay warmer longer. Can't believe am still laughing at this!

8/02/2005 1:48 AM  

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