Food Poisoning

its a glorious boxing day a.k.a St stephen's day and i sit here cringin wingin in post-food poisoning phase. Whoa!!! yeah BABY!!!! nothin like a good dose of food poisonin to totally reduce you to your knees like the scum that u r!!!

am not talkin bout vomiting or bouty diarrhoea...trust me all the contents of the misery are outside my body. or rather were passed like a burst City council pipe-with the urgency and speed of a bullet!!!! spray painted across the toilet bowl like some form of innovative abstract art!!! And with such sudden relief you could have thought it was some form of exorcism!

However, as empty as my intestines are- the toxins/irritants are still there. spasmic contractions rule! yaani, u can practically feel ur intestines cramp, do cartwheels....tie and untie fancy boy-scout knots.... stretch and contract at the same time!!!Futile attempts have been made to pass non existent debris...and so i sit here with a silly smirk on my face as i endure pure agony. tiny bombs are immploding within!!!! the entire tummy tender to the touch. radiating pain-for a moment ur not sure if it is back pain, appendicitis.... the plickety-plockety plumbing sounds(splash!) and visible peristaltic motions not withstanding-i will live to see another day.

but am a strong guy!~!