PAIN!!!!!!!!!
Now what is pain? they say pain is a physiological, emotional, pyschological response to a noxious stimuli! now the question is what is a noxious stimuli-by the time ur thru reading this oh u'll know for real what that is!!!!
-in my proffesion trust me i know what pain is and how to inflict it.i've seen grown men shed tears, i've seen a mother of 4children(point being all via natural childbirth) totally surrender at my mercy, i've made teenage boys call out my name, teenage girls wanna give birth a day after their period, i've made tiny tots scream/spit/kick/yell/pee/wail...and not necessarily in that order....so trust me am on authority on knowing what pain is all bout....
-have u ever run for the phone and happen to ram ur pinky toe on a stool-leg or the corner of a wall!!!! damn and temporarily u feel like u've dis-jointed it from ur body! the lil thing throbs with a vengeance of 1000hells...and u never thought how such a small thing can cause u pain!!!!
-as described in article "first time" oct gettin kicked in the nuts.
-there was a phase i guess we all went thru where it was cool to keep a long nail on ur pinky finger(in retrospect thats the shadiest thing ever!!! and to think there are grown men who do that in shags and use it as a device for snuffin tobacco, putting salt on food...but enough with the deviation...) yeah so there u are all "cool" and then some. And ur happenin to play basketball...and wham!!! Ball to hand-rather ball to nail...and at first the nail bends backwards...splits and starts to bleed....and bends back to the natural position! yammmy!!!!! and trust me that's pain that will last u a whole good week!!!
-Riverside circumcision!!!! ....ok i didnt go thru that but the thought of it makes u wanna cringe...of course,was it me, i'd take it like a man....if u got me there in the first place. not to mention the cold shower in the river.in fact i'd be more scared of that cold shower than anything else.
-gettin ur lil man stuck in the zipper!!! it's happened-not like in "there's something about mary" but in a milder fashion. the question actually is not how it got stuck the poignant question is what were u doin not wearing under wear!!!!!
-personally i like the pain chilli gives u-its a natural high!!!!...and a cold ice cream or just plain ice as it seats on ur teeth and sucks out all the heat!!! the pain radiatin over ur mouth as it slowly turns into a headache...
-jerkin off with soap!!!mmm mmmm mmmm this warnin should be out there somewhere on a boy's manual.. STAY FREAKIN CLEAR away from soap,hand washing liquid,dish washin liquid ...thats just wrong.
they say everytime someone jerks off a God kills a kitten out there! is that sweet or what? but, u use soap and u may start believing!!!
-pain is when ur tryin to dump some chick and the moron just aint gettin the hint!!! hello !!!! yes i said i'd call-and havent!!! duuuuh!!!!
-a boil in the ass! doesnt matter what cheek!
-ok all u sissy's out there will say what about childbirth, fractures....fallin from a height, stapling your hand, ...and is say '"u know what? ur right,there!"
-humiliation: i've had a few social suicides in my life.
i once dropped the national flag in school when i was raising it as a cub-scout!!!
i fell in school mass right up there on satge after receiving Holy Communion.slid on water and fell with a thunderous thud...and ensuing was an even louder applause!
i once gave an impromptu speech at a school assembly and blundered thru it, makin no sense whatsover...
How bout your swimming teacher calling you "hey fatso,where u think ur going?"
how bout taking part in a swimming gala in primary school. u all compete to do one lap. fair enough. so 8 of us(me being one of them) dive. off we go. swim. swim. swim. lookin up everyone has already cleared and little chubby me is still halfway!!! Damn it...so i paddle on...on....and on. and finally i reach the end.
finally now one problem-the ladder stairs thing is on the other side and am having a problem gettin off the pool!! DILEMMA-nelly kelly style? do i waddle to the other end? or ask for help...ha ha ha ha
so i pull my leg over to the edge of the pool-and now 3 limbs will be enough to hoist this whale of the pool. in one not-so-swift-action i hoist my self off the mass of water...and manage to roll a couple of times on dry land!!!!!!! if that is not pain i dont know what is!!!!!
the humiliation is so strong mpaka the clinging costume doesnt phase u one bit...and u run to your towel and to the changing room....and years later u write about it!!!!!!
hey u guys if u have better experiences feel free to share!!!!!!!
-in my proffesion trust me i know what pain is and how to inflict it.i've seen grown men shed tears, i've seen a mother of 4children(point being all via natural childbirth) totally surrender at my mercy, i've made teenage boys call out my name, teenage girls wanna give birth a day after their period, i've made tiny tots scream/spit/kick/yell/pee/wail...and not necessarily in that order....so trust me am on authority on knowing what pain is all bout....
-have u ever run for the phone and happen to ram ur pinky toe on a stool-leg or the corner of a wall!!!! damn and temporarily u feel like u've dis-jointed it from ur body! the lil thing throbs with a vengeance of 1000hells...and u never thought how such a small thing can cause u pain!!!!
-as described in article "first time" oct gettin kicked in the nuts.
-there was a phase i guess we all went thru where it was cool to keep a long nail on ur pinky finger(in retrospect thats the shadiest thing ever!!! and to think there are grown men who do that in shags and use it as a device for snuffin tobacco, putting salt on food...but enough with the deviation...) yeah so there u are all "cool" and then some. And ur happenin to play basketball...and wham!!! Ball to hand-rather ball to nail...and at first the nail bends backwards...splits and starts to bleed....and bends back to the natural position! yammmy!!!!! and trust me that's pain that will last u a whole good week!!!
-Riverside circumcision!!!! ....ok i didnt go thru that but the thought of it makes u wanna cringe...of course,was it me, i'd take it like a man....if u got me there in the first place. not to mention the cold shower in the river.in fact i'd be more scared of that cold shower than anything else.
-gettin ur lil man stuck in the zipper!!! it's happened-not like in "there's something about mary" but in a milder fashion. the question actually is not how it got stuck the poignant question is what were u doin not wearing under wear!!!!!
-personally i like the pain chilli gives u-its a natural high!!!!...and a cold ice cream or just plain ice as it seats on ur teeth and sucks out all the heat!!! the pain radiatin over ur mouth as it slowly turns into a headache...
-jerkin off with soap!!!mmm mmmm mmmm this warnin should be out there somewhere on a boy's manual.. STAY FREAKIN CLEAR away from soap,hand washing liquid,dish washin liquid ...thats just wrong.
they say everytime someone jerks off a God kills a kitten out there! is that sweet or what? but, u use soap and u may start believing!!!
-pain is when ur tryin to dump some chick and the moron just aint gettin the hint!!! hello !!!! yes i said i'd call-and havent!!! duuuuh!!!!
-a boil in the ass! doesnt matter what cheek!
-ok all u sissy's out there will say what about childbirth, fractures....fallin from a height, stapling your hand, ...and is say '"u know what? ur right,there!"
-humiliation: i've had a few social suicides in my life.
i once dropped the national flag in school when i was raising it as a cub-scout!!!
i fell in school mass right up there on satge after receiving Holy Communion.slid on water and fell with a thunderous thud...and ensuing was an even louder applause!
i once gave an impromptu speech at a school assembly and blundered thru it, makin no sense whatsover...
How bout your swimming teacher calling you "hey fatso,where u think ur going?"
how bout taking part in a swimming gala in primary school. u all compete to do one lap. fair enough. so 8 of us(me being one of them) dive. off we go. swim. swim. swim. lookin up everyone has already cleared and little chubby me is still halfway!!! Damn it...so i paddle on...on....and on. and finally i reach the end.
finally now one problem-the ladder stairs thing is on the other side and am having a problem gettin off the pool!! DILEMMA-nelly kelly style? do i waddle to the other end? or ask for help...ha ha ha ha
so i pull my leg over to the edge of the pool-and now 3 limbs will be enough to hoist this whale of the pool. in one not-so-swift-action i hoist my self off the mass of water...and manage to roll a couple of times on dry land!!!!!!! if that is not pain i dont know what is!!!!!
the humiliation is so strong mpaka the clinging costume doesnt phase u one bit...and u run to your towel and to the changing room....and years later u write about it!!!!!!
hey u guys if u have better experiences feel free to share!!!!!!!
posted by Spidey/Tato at
12/04/2004 10:35:00 AM
7 Comments:
Nicko you typed 'make teenage boys call out my name'
that just does not sound right. Are you thinking of joining the priesthood? ( could not resist that one).
The image of you swimming was just too hilarious. I wish I was there for all the wrong reasons. Fatos bana, get into shape. Talk to Samson, walk alitte, do something .Save us the agony of seeing you swim half naked!(I know, I should be a life coach)
-Davo
yeah this is pain but the one that got me was the gal stuff.
r u damping me?
u know where 2 find me
pain is being stung by a wasp and the burning sensation that follows on areas the damn thing dint even get close to(thx Nick 4 the remedy u suggested,l dint have the cortisone cream thus the itchy irritation 4 a whole week!)
IT WASNT WOMAN THAT BETRAYED Jesus with a kiss,then y do we get the freaking crumbs!
pain is being dumped via the web(once again Nick,since u dint call does it mean lm dumped?)
pain is a combination of so many things but the worst kind is humiliation.l know humiliation coz l once threw a tantrum in the hood and it was heroic at first but it got ugly when the cops were called on me and l was frogmarched to a cop shop.l got a lucky break coz l wasnt booked in for disturbing the peace, thx 2 the guy on duty that day but it was a close shave.damn.
pain is getting wind that ur Ex is actually hitting on a friend or worse stil ur Sister!
pain is sitting through a boring lecture(nothing hurts like a lecturer with a monotone)
PAIN IS.....sitting thru a boring conversation........or running out of conver.
PAIN is a toothache that creeps in when u least expect.(nick whn u gonna check out my tooth)
pain is ....the thought of a jab.lm not as afraid of the real injection as l am of the thot of it abt to be done.
PAIN is when u eat too much supper and u have no idea how ul burn up the food at night to get rid of the discomfort so u can sleep.
pain is wondering what the hell U,NICK,do to ur patients that sparks such reactions. lve had a tooth chucked once and l guarantee u,l dint raise no hell like that.maybe its ur face so close to theirs that scares the living lights outa them
......................etc
Lieura
a while back l was on very strong anti biotics and PAIN is what they brought forth,CONSTIPATION.l donno if there's anything worse than being on those same antibiotics for 2 weeks.l tell u l know how hell looks and feels like.
lieura.
Jerking off with soap!
Well I can see you have alot to confess about!
Life Journey.
are you a dentist by any chance?
Humiliation to me is the worst kind of pain but you don't know pain till you've had a biopsy in your freaking loins. That shit hurts.
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