the cat-the real bitch

am not a pet person especially with my allergies-but i do admire these feline creatures. they epitomise gist and almost lady like qualities...most cats behave like girls i know...and instead of calling chicks bitches i suggest an alternative "cats!!!"

now why would i call such a sweet creature a bitch?!am not gonna get into the definitions of a bitch but seriously there is somethin that u cant quite put your finger on when it comes to those cute lil balls of purring fur!!!!!!

-i mean look at her seating there knowin she's cute and then some
-the embodiment of stealth. they can leap thru great heights with ease and not look breathless...like it was a piece of cake...in fact if they were not lazy they could probably fly...
-always look cool calm and collected...not even frazzled by the neighbourhood bulldog who happens to scare them off their well groomed fur!
-cats pretend not to want attention or affection yet they crave it
-they are so diva/lady like
-she doesnt like gettin dirty and dare u stroke her she'll start lickin to clean herself-like u were some flea infected,mice-eating trash or something
-the really spoilt ones don't drink water only skimmed milk!
-or only eat meat alone-preferrably canned,oh and if its sea food now we're talking...none of that local butchery stuff...
-oh and if they are really hungry they could still decide not to touch their food.sniff and ignore it
-cats swagger majestically waggin their tails from here to there tryin to turn u on
-could spend the whole day rolled into a ball purring...and it doesnt matter if they are on the stair case they shall not move for you. to hell with u! either u trip, fall or roll down they aint movin shit!
-but when they need something they will hop skip and jump towards you ...almost smiling...then rub themselves on your legs purring and meaw-ing. arching their back....twisting and coiling their tail...next time one does that say "come here u lil bitch!"
-u could be strokin them and when they have had enough they just leave u high and dry
-or scratch u for the sake of it then come a-purring later on
-they hiss,tear up furniture, shred up clothes
-just when u thought u had them trained-you discover they got you trained!!!

all in all they are sexy feminine creatures.and am talking about those fat female cats.male cats akina tom and sylvester are another story all together-they need help. but if u wanna see more of the bitchy stereotype of cats watch:

-homeward bound and its sequel homeward bound:lost in san francisco
-stuart little
-cats and dogs