Monday, January 10, 2005

Pet Peeves

many a times i always mention what i like but have never shared my dislikes or things i fear...or peoples idiosyncrancies that irritate the dandruff out of me

-Roaches:DAMN! S@#$!!!!! have u ever seen them big ugly things that almost look like baby feet with the speed of lightenin...then they open up their wings....(Nick scurries out of the room shrieking)

-punctuality: i hate people that cannot keep time.Whats with that??? no one on this planet has a sense of time...keepin everyone waitin and then acting like its all cool!!! like ur overearcting like a punk ass!!!!
with my new motto-keep me waitin and we shall see who will do the waiting. maximum time am gonna be waitin for people is 15 minutes...then i bounce(and u know am chubby i can bounce!!!!)

-whats with people who squeeze toothpastes from the middle!!!!

-housemates who prantz about in their underwear shaking their bumb bumb like the pumpin action of the heart depended on it!!!!!(by now u should figure i have a male housemate!)

-people who didnt not go to the school of gossip. We all gossip that's a fact...but the trick about proper gossiping is never quoting the source and i think thats why guys gossip better than chicks. guys will always use this line "hey i heard...." chicks on the other hand "hey guess what i heard from so and so ...."

-body odour and halitosis!! i do a lot of travellin and i've seen plenty of mouths. how someone can neglect themselves....damn!!(pardon me while i spit!)

.body odour is not the same as pheromones!!!!!
.deodorant actually works give it a try.
.toothbrush+paste+a few minutes!!!

-people who spit on ur path! i have no objections to spittin...but there are those who seem to have patiently waited for u to get close and finaly- phwat-splash!!!!

-prank calls...then again i love makin them

-rude customer care service. for heavens sake if u cant be polite what else can u be...assuming already ur not qualified to get a better paying job

-people who jump lines in a queue: so help me someone catches me in one of this "Suck on this" days!!!!!

-people who expect u do jump thru loops last minute! no adequate alowance and ur expected to change ur plans just like that?!?!?

-people who are Mr "Know it ALL!!!!" am sure you know them -jacks of all trades masters of none!!!!

-almost like above;people who seem to have a solution to everything or offer unsolicited advice

-people who leave meat unattended on their plates?!?!?! leave rice some potatoes but never leave meat!!!

-chicken-how dare u not crunch them bones and chew off the cartilage!!!!!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...Quite a few things make you mad.

Btw... pls tell us more about your housemate..:)


1/10/2005 7:11 PM  
Blogger kashata said...

LOL- agree with most of your annoyances,except the prank calls,i highly doubt i will outgrow making them.As for the roomate,you're lucky atleast he wears underwear.

1/10/2005 7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of pet peeves? have you watched fight club?


1/12/2005 5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People who are "know it alls" such as yourself??? Biatch. You know that's how you run your game now how're you gonna just sit there and be that darn judgmental.


1/13/2005 1:42 AM  
Blogger your better half said...

i'm sorry but the last thing my mouth has to taste when i'm eating is 'non meat' so if that means leaving nyama so that i can kula the last piece of chapo, so be it.

kwanza you owe me 100 bob from that day you conned me and took my money to buy a DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER and came back with a measly rave burger( was there ever a cheaper burger)haki i'm still bitter

1/14/2005 8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its been a long time.
HALITOSIS-my greatest enemy.......will s'one please tell those people that toothpastes r not a gimmick by its manufacturers to make a quick buck.

1/22/2005 12:51 PM  

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