Monday, January 31, 2005

Razzie Awards

I love following those awards. For the oonly reason that the most deserving always win. E.g Madonna , Sylvester Stallone hold enough awards that they have truly arned

But to my surprise the joke was lost on me, this time. Am stunned, by nominating Ben Stiller and White Chicks….

Ben Stiller is not the greatest actor but damn it that was uncalled for..and to make it worse he’s been nominated for his performances in Dodgeball/Envy(though that was crap)/anchorman/Along came Polly/Stusky and Hutch.

Ben Stiller-has epitomized playing the pathetic loser or the arrogant lowlife

White chicks-has snugged: worst Director,worst actors,worst couple(in and out of drag),worst screenplay…..DAMN!!!! let them be.

Now the Wayan’s-the first family of comedy…are funny!!!! Need I say more!!!!

Worst Picture
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Surviving Christmas
White Chicks

Worst Actor
Ben Affleck - Jersey Girl / Surviving Christmas
George W. Bush - Fahrenheit 9/11
Van Diesel - Chronicles of Riddick
Colin Farrell - Alexander
Ben Stiller - Along Came Polly / Anchorman / Dodgeball / Envy / Starsky & Hutch

Worst Actress
Halle Berry - Catwoman
Hilary Duff - Cinderalla Story / Raise Your Voice
Angelina Jolie - Alexander / Taking Lives
Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen - New York Minute
Shawn Wayan, Marlon Wayans (The Wayan Sisters) - White Chicks

Worst Screen Couple
Ben Affleck & either Jennifer Lopez or Liz Tyler - Jersey Girl
Halle Berry & either Benjamin Bratt or Sharon Stone - Catwoman
George W. Bush & either Condoleeza Rice or his pet goat - Fahreheit 9/11
Mary-Kate Olsen & Ashley Olsen - New York Minute
The Wayans Brothers (in or out of drag) - White Chicks

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra - Starsky & Hutch
Jennifer Lopez - Jersey Girl
Condoleeza Rice - Fahrenheit 9/11
Britney Spears - Fahrenheit 9/11
Sharon Stone - Catwoman

Worst Supporting Actor
Val Kilmer - Alexander
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Around the World in 80 Days
Donald Rumsfeld - Fahrenheit 9/11
Jon Voight - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Lambert Wilson - Catwoman

Worst Director
Bob Clark - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Renny Harlin and/or Paul Schrader - Exorcist 4: The Beginning
Pitof - Catwoman
Oliver Stone - Alexander
Keenan Ivory Wayans - White Chicks

Worst Remake or Sequel
Alien vs. Predator
Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Around the World in 80 Days
Exorcist 4: The Beginning
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Worst Screenplay
Alexander - Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle, Laeta Kalogridis
Catwoman - Theresa Rebeck, John Brancato, Michael Ferris, John Rogers
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 - Steven Paul, Gregory Poppen
Surviving Christmas - Deborah Kaplan, Harry Elfont, Jeffrey Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin
White Chicks - Keenan, Shawn, Marlon Wayans, Andy McElfresh, Michael Anthony Snowden, Xavier Cook

Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years
Battlefield Earth
The Lonely Lady
Mommie Dearest
Swept Away

Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years
Adventures of Pulto Nash
The Cat in the Hat
Freddy Got Fingered
Leonard Part 6

Worst Musical of Our First 25 Years
Can't Stop the Music
From Justin to Kelly
Spice World


Blogger Mshairi said...

I love the Razzies! An excellent method for puncturing the over-inflated egos of some Hollywood stars :)But your favourite movies and actors are on the list. Poor you :)

Meet the Fockers. Let's see. More than 10 references to the toilet in first ten minutes. A child whose main attraction is constantly repeating a rude word. A mother who insists on talking about sex (and not in a general way!) to her son who is clearly uncomfortable. Two fathers who are nutters. Need I say more?

2/01/2005 3:19 PM  

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