Sunday, February 20, 2005

great to be a guy!!!!

1.Multi taskin is not lost on you. You can "do" your nails with your teeth....and then use ur chipped nails as toothpicks

2.The world is your urinal....but i hear city council has been hiding behind them bushes to nab serial urinators in town. They time u... but have the decency to patiently await u to start shakin it to dry then they go for the kill. wham-jail-1000/=fine

3.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become life long friends or even compete who got the clothes at the cheapest rate!!!

4.all you need is a black blazer...a black trouser...2pairs of shoes formal and informal...a pair of jeans...and survive wit interchanging ties and shirts...rewinding is never an issue

5.if u recall my earlier post in dec/nov...a pair of undies at 50bob and ur set!!!

6.Wrinkles-add character...whether on your face or clad...actually so does a bit of weight!!

7.The world is your dressing room. Emergency crotch adjustments can be made swiftly and casually as you walk , talk....

8.Hot wax never comes near your pubic area....not unless u want to while handcuffed to a bed and some amazon lady is masochistically bringing your fantasy to reality.

9.if you retain water its in a water bottle....and please paas me the dictionary i check up on the meanings of bloating,cramps...

10.Our monthly mood swings are as a result of bank balances and not hormones!

11.u never have to fake it! NEVER!

12.in a previous article...did we agree it was cool to belch and fart????

13.same soap used on hands, face and body...none of that toner...cleanser moisturiser...cucumber slices...mud bath...unless ur soray-the cosmetic outlaw!!!

14.No need to carry something extra...like a hand bag.our hands always free

so if u think otherwise i challenge u to prove otherwise...chicks outthere prove that u dont have the short end of the stick!!!!(..uh..eh..hee hee..not that stick...and who told u mine was short anyway!!!)

*i hope i havent unleashed hell on earth!!!*

6 Comments:

Blogger s! said...

nicko.. what the f*#k was that #13 about, you pussy-whipped pansy!! this coming from you who uses Dove for the face, Lifebuoy for toilet soap and Palmolive if and when you shower?!!

2/20/2005 9:39 PM  
Blogger nick said...

lol soray the-cosmetic outlaw...i can see u walkin into that one... mr moisturised smooth skinned extreme-made over metro-fool!!!!!

2/21/2005 4:22 PM  
Blogger Mshairi said...

Have you not heard of metrosexuals, Nick? Men using moisturises and cleansers and taking care of their skin, clothes, etc is no longer a closeted thing. There is no longer a need for men to pretend that these things do not matter:)

2/22/2005 1:43 AM  
Anonymous Mama JunkYard said...

hmmmm...kama ni vita unatafuta sema tu..

2/22/2005 6:38 PM  
Blogger The Desert Warrior said...

Got my guns ready and blazin'. Just say the word baby!

LOL!
NG...you have been tafutaring us for a minute. This is warning no. 1.

:)

2/22/2005 10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO ALL MY GALS OUT THERE-twasnt WOMAN that betrayed Jesus with a kiss!
BTW Nick woman discovered the FORBIDDEN FRUIT and the art of faking THE BIG O!-YEAH its an art l tell ya-it spares U men(or is it boys)the agony of knowing ur so lousy at IT!
u dare mention the 50bob undies u once bot that almost squashed ur balls!
speaking of cheap-unlike jamaas gals can go really cheap and look smashing
try buying cheap shoes Nick and ul get my point.
l ll get back to u.lemmi gather my troop-deadly and barbaric.
lieura

2/23/2005 1:18 PM  

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