Monday, April 18, 2005

BadBoy or MR Nice

I heard an interesting email conversation with a fellow blogger and she asked me this question "Are u as nice in real life as you are on your blog!" To be quite frank i was a tad disappointed...cause i thought i was really Bad up in this BLOG! kumbe!

i'd like to point out, am not your average nice guy(dare any one say am more than average!) Am rotten to the core-bad to the bone....b-b-b-bad....bad to the bone!!!!

yeah i may look angelic,at times u may even hear the harps and violins playing as i pass by..but damn it am not a NICE GUY!!!!

here are examples of my not bein nice:

-remember when u sneezed and i didn't say 'bless you' on purpose!
-remember when i dulled all the sharp pencils in your set.
-remember the blog war? remember the casualties...oh...lets not even consider the collateral damage?
-remember how i'd break curfew and go home late in the wee hours of 7pm
-remember how i always used to say i have not done my homework when i'd clear all of it
-how bout when am driving and adamantly refuse to indicate
-puttin my feet in the booth infront at the movies
-not tipping waiters
-remember when i put chilli in your hot dog when u were not lookin? and u almost cried
-remember when i cut ur hair wit scissors in nursery school
-when i refused to show or share my break wit you.i just said NO!!!(even though it was weetabix...and u probably wouldnt have wanted that soggy mess anyway...i still said NO)
-when i stole ur bigger packet of chips gave u my smaller ones. spat on the bigger ones...and run/waddled off with them...tripped and spilled them all on the floor
-kicked u in the balls for always comin after the fat kid when playin british bulldog. u went on your knees and i was free...though still got caught in the game
-oh and you school bully! remember how u frightened me and threatened me and warned me not to report u? remember what i did?!?! yup bad to the core-i run to the class teacher like a lil biAtch and reported ur sorry ass. weren't u humbled runnin round the school?
-how bout all those primary school chicks i'd call 'changing' my voice sayin it was another classmate....and u sweetly played along even when i was the obvious butt of the call
-how about the class i punished by tellin them to copy out an entire chapter of a certain book(without knowing it was 30pages long) ha....weren't ur parents mad as hell...sayin how they even helped write the punishment and entire family couldnt finish the punishment...ha ha ha...and like 10 families called the headmaster complainin of unjust punishment....ha ha ha
-remember when i played practical joke on the 2 of u...told her u like her, told u she likes u..set u up on dummy date...made fools of you...and now on your third year of marriage...don't u agree am b-b-b-ad!!!
-when i told ur mum during dinner at the table u were pregnant and i laughed my head off... then the joke backfired a month later cause u really were!!!...and so was she!!!
-when we kissed and our teeth knocked...and for some freaky reason i liked the sound and impact and i kept going for them over and over...and u dumped me...and i still went for that last knock goodbye!!!!!!
-when i said u had a speck of rice on your teeth when in essence it was spinach
-when i dumped you by indirectly tellin others i was no longer interested-don't underestimate the power of gossiping friends...and then i came crawling back
-when i diverted all my calls to your phone and for some reason my calls weren't coming thru the phone would just hung...
-when i stole ur porn mag and u have no idea where it went
-how bout your lil sister...we shall not go there
-how bout how i handle ur cd's with disrespect.touchin the under surface
-oh and video libraries...not returnin new covers. heck i even open them up and steal extra reel of tape-trust me its just a matter of cut and wonder my home collection is heavy

Now in essence don't u agree:
1. am a bad ass-muda-NOT
2. True definition of geekazoid may actually be me
3.That screw badboy or mr nice am just happy being me
4 That the medication am on from the previous post may not be workin

The above piece of writing has been entirely fictional. Any similarity or resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental...or DOWN RIGHT unfortunate.


Anonymous Mama JunkYard said...

You are under the impression that sick = bad.

It was a funny post though esp this line:
" then the joke backfired a month later cause u really were!!!...and so was she!!!"

But you are not fooling anyone ng is about as bad as Sesame Street character.

As for all this blog wars stuff....whatever

Random point: I beat Mshairi and Kymmbr to this post...yippie

4/18/2005 6:08 PM  
Blogger nick said...

@mjy my fav line is "-when we kissed and our teeth knocked...and for some freaky reason i liked the sound and impact and i kept going for them over and over...and u dumped me...and i still went for that last knock goodbye!!!!"

can we adopt kymmbr?

sesame character??? we are not amused!!!!

so are u sayin am not bad but sick! COOL!!!!!!!!

4/18/2005 6:23 PM  
Blogger Magaidi said...

I'm the bad boy up in this joint Nick and you know it. You're the snuggly dude trying so hard to be bad.heheeehee

4/18/2005 8:37 PM  
Anonymous Mama JunkYard said...

@Nick... hmmm..reading your favourite line I get the impression that you spent valentines day alone..

Sesame Street is cool dude...think of Oscar the Grouch...he was bad. What about The Count. Though you would be more like the Cookie Monster

ati "we are not amused"? "we"? you and who?

Sick is not cool.

As for Kymmbr - you know adpotion requests have to be made by the applicant and not by a third party.

4/18/2005 11:28 PM  
Anonymous Mshairi said...

Are you you as nice in real life as you on this blog? If I were to take what you just wrote as evidence, the answer would be a resounding... YES! We all know you are just pretending and you really are rather sweet.

Happy now?

4/18/2005 11:39 PM  
Blogger KymmBr. said...

Am not scared. Am not frightened. This is a show. You are not as bad. Am badder than you. You are trying to frighten us. REPEAT we are not scared.
Adoption? Gimme a fuckin break. How the hell did yu'r great mind come up with that line.....but if yu sweet talk me, am willing to give up my roots just for that

okay, sweet one....yu beat me to this. ws there a compe of who comments first?
adoption? am not making any fuckin application unless Nick is willing to part with the cereal. Aren't we all a great family?

4/19/2005 3:16 AM  
Blogger nick said...

i shall prove to allmankind that i am a shark in dolphin's clothing

4/19/2005 3:31 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Heh heh I sense some serious D-E-N-I-A-L!!!

Kijana, seriously need to vibe you!!! Holla at your Eclair!

4/19/2005 5:45 PM  
Anonymous mshairi said...

"i shall prove to allmankind that i am a shark in dolphin's clothing"

Dont worry about proving to all MANkind. Just prove it to this woman.

4/19/2005 6:47 PM  
Anonymous Memoire said...

Aah Nick you won't dissuade me in believing that you are a really nice guy upende usipende. As for making those kiddos copy down 30 pages, they might have become copywriters and thanked you for it!! Or pengine they became plagiarists!!! Bad bad.

4/20/2005 2:40 AM  
Anonymous Daud said...

Aaaaah!!! Finally Nicko admits it.You are such a girlie man!!!.
Ati bad to the bone, which bone? you need to have (or grow) a back bone first!!!! hehehehe.

-Daud El rude(if we are all Gods children, what makes Jesus so special!? (source:an evangelical displaying sibiling rivalry))

4/20/2005 7:42 AM  
Blogger kipepeo said...

a shark in dolphins clothing....??? thats quite a line! but why oh why did you go and cut someone's hair off? thats so mean!

4/20/2005 10:51 AM  
Blogger Guessaurus said...

Nick, you know we love you, right? Why you gonna go and do this?

From all the comments above, you only got yourself to blame.

Now go wash your hands and say two Hail Mary's, you are forgiven.

Quite funny, tho!

4/20/2005 4:16 PM  
Blogger kashata said...

Issues!.I see some Jeckle/hyde vibe going here.Nick for real, i'm startig to question your location Mathare Mental is beginning to look like the y spot you're at.

4/20/2005 9:36 PM  
Blogger Wanjru said...

You are the baddest boy whose blog I have ever read..seriously and how many of those things did you really do :-)

4/20/2005 10:20 PM  
Anonymous GL1 said...

I think you are a Mr Nice!

4/20/2005 10:22 PM  
Blogger kipepeo said...

oh my god!!! u were in agha khan!!?!?!?

4/21/2005 10:40 PM  
Blogger Poi said...

how u r trying to make an impression of an eastleigh high boy..damn! those boys always freaked mi out they always fought in all funkies en the works, but omg Nick are yu bad or bad? difference? ya kno?lol are bad NAW! you are bad..omg am getting alil bit frisky on this one but you are still bad.gettn it?

4/22/2005 4:11 AM  
Blogger Poi said...

so ppl compete to get here 1st or some? am i missing some?hallo? anyone home?

4/22/2005 4:12 AM  
Blogger akiey said...

Hey Nick!? I can't help wondering whether your "nick" name (Haa, love the sound of this!!) as a kid was Dennis the Menace or "Tricky Nick"! Mazee, hanging out with you would be an adventure in itslelf.
You gotta be the baddest even Michael Jackson & LL Cool J would creep back to the studio & make a song based on this one entry! You win hands down Bad Boy!

4/26/2005 3:08 AM  
Blogger Lucykibaki said...

hata wewe ni mukora.

5/01/2005 5:07 AM  

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