Friday, April 01, 2005

Blog Wars 2:attack of the 2 bumbs wit a stone

haiya kijana this is not a kindergarten fight ati over crisps-popcorn combi stop unleshin karate kid 3 moves(the one wit the girl in it) Nigga foo this is WAR!!!

1.Ati gloves are off...who u fooling we know u aint talkin about boxing gloves
-we know its oven mits miss-"i have a sensitive stomach only eat baked goods that i have baked wit my own manicured hands!!!!!"

2.Ati take off the u even know what a skirt is?...when's the last time u ever encountered one? arent you the one who couldnt get a dateinhigh school even on a calendar or diary.....
so if you say you are experienced wit a skirt what do u mean? does it count:
-ur transexual friday nights as Miss Davina Jackson...if am not wrong Soray even said he saw you at a mexican joint as Davina Mendez....
-when girls would bitch-slap the living daylights out of you for spyin on them wit a mirror glued onto your mocassin shoes in Form 6
-goin into the changin room while chick were swimming and stealin their inner wear does not count,punk

3.oh and you're not even man enough to have a blog!!!!

4.oh and i will tell everyone that you have send me a birthday card and christmas card every successive year from how's that friend.

5.Nigga-having posters of DMX,Jah Rule,Snoop on all your walls doesnt make u Gangster it makes you Queer...however if thats what u meant... then boy you are Ghetto-Gangster!!! Damn and i thought you just liked Westlife cause of their Vocal range....and ati backstreet boys dance well....hmmmmm

6.Feelanga flamboyant-ebu lets see what ur gonna dish out.... and i mean in war terms...don't strap on an apron and wonder ati what u can dish none other than ur oven mits!!!!!!


i really loved that post on Aprils Fool i must admit...u got me good...but thankfully your family will disown you more nad more and accept me more and sure they don't need nasty trash plays cheap ass tricks

you keep askin how come i havent letad vita...well u know mama "always said never hit a girl and never hit a lady"...but i showed her a pic of you and ur real hair and mama said "knock her out!!!"

so for now rest assured your ass is history-cellulite and all!!! i'll bring i knew meanin to junkyard by the time am thru it you....and stop posting posts as mich we both know he doesnt read your blog.

you and daud can form your lil sorority thing...atleas:
- he bakes and atleast u know how to give orders!!!!
-you have brass balls and he has...we shall not go below the apron strings!!!!
-you both have dreads(where shall not be discussed this aint that kind of blog)

So Major Jacinta and Davina Jackson...recruit your minions and lets get this started.

All proceeds recovered from bets shall be donated to the nearest charity. Be wise gamble hard!!!


Anonymous Mama JunkYard said...

I m in a rush so can't say much now. However I know how much you will love me saying this:

That was so sweet....
Only a preety boy like you could come up with such sweet words.


4/02/2005 12:54 AM  
Blogger Nyakehu said...

Kijana wetu, how about conceding the battle and wait to win the big fight. I am getting concerned that you are way over your head on this one and that you are laying all your cards on the table and your opponents are taking advantage, can we strategise. I mean both Davina and Major Jacinta that when you wipe the floor with them they will not know what hit them.Your Auntie

4/02/2005 3:58 PM  
Anonymous Mshairi said...

Count me in on the strategies, nephew - how can MJY make such a rotten April Fool's hoax :-)

4/03/2005 12:29 PM  
Anonymous Daud said...

After that beat down by MJY, I will give you sometime to recover( you need it).
Hell at this rate, I can just spectator as you get your ass whopped by a woman(a strong one though) again!!. Why lie, It brings back pleasant high school memories for me and am sure nightmares for you.

Daud El Rude(Who is the chicken now eeh!!!)

4/03/2005 4:36 PM  
Blogger KymmBr. said...

..Okay, since i was appointed ref in this blog war by his majesty( pong!!) and i surely promised him he will win...i will go all the way to be as unfair as i can. but either way, aki Nicko yu have started off on a bad foot. men yu got to have more venom in those words...this pair of MJY and Davin make one hell of close-knit band of milking cows..they will yawn together and eat the same be sure to milk them as often as you can.
at least we are in this together..i hope the whole blogosphere takes sides...and yu bet the gambling and betting will bring enough money..hell! lets get started in here before the milk starts spilling......hehehe

4/03/2005 7:33 PM  
Blogger s! said...

i have to say after the high quality of rebuttals and counterclaims.. this vitriol is pathetic. nicko after outdoing himslef with his last few posts, has finally showed what he is really made up of, which is nothing. pole sana ndugu.

..if am not wrong Soray even said he saw you at a mexican joint as Davina Mendez.. ai bwana.. these lies!! when did i ever say that!! of course there is no doubt at all that i have been known to haunt such places.. but a man of davo's standing, and u accuse him like that?! aibu kweli nicko!

4/04/2005 6:59 PM  
Blogger Magaidi said...

That fella 'Magaidi' has a soda in hand and popcorn ready for the {cat fight} to begin.LOL

4/05/2005 12:57 AM  
Anonymous Memoire said...

Don't want to sound like a party spoiler Nick but please please andika a movie review (or progi review - ps did Desp-housewives get worse??) or another prospective Kenyan soap synposis (I pendad the one about the characters discussing why they woke up early - pengine a part II).

We hope to also soma your reviews in the papers one day!

4/05/2005 4:09 PM  
Blogger Mama_JunkYard's said...

Memoire..I concur.

I want to read Nick's take on Hitch.

As for Desperate Housewives can I ask for a review in about 5 weeks time? The series is still showing na sitaki spoilers.

4/05/2005 5:38 PM  
Blogger Sam Oendo said...

MJY may have failed to point out I saw through her deception and nailed that April Fools square in the tush. Sidanganywi mimi! In my former life I must have been Kenya Police, ama Kenya Rifles whatever....

4/11/2005 6:13 AM  
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Blogger jm said...

damn hommie!!

6/23/2007 12:51 AM  

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