List of 5
Boy Oh Boy don't we hate them tags. I've tried avoiding them by being in an infinite state of 'pax' but that trick aint working! Now, I've gotten tagged by none other than Stunuh Jay. She is a dear friend of mine...whom I've known since way back when she was just Jay.So I will indulge in, hopefully, my last tag-there should be some law out there about tags!!!!!!! Howver i've done the tag with my own ka-twist!
5worst Movies:
>Drop Dead Gorgeous
>Virtuosity
>Joshua Tree
>MonkeyBone
>Burn Hollywood Burn
5progs i'd watch all over again
>Beverly Hills90210
>Knots Landing and Dallas
>Fresh Prince Of Bell Air
>Lois and Clark:The new adventures of Superman
>Sisters
5tears from Movie Scenes:
>The Champ:when his papa got killed in the boxing game...torrents I'm tellin u...wailing harder than Travolta in that Oprah Ladder49 special
>A scene from a Naional Geographic when some poachers were chasing a herd of elephants and shot one mama-elephant. The herd kept on running and lil baby elephant looked behind and so her mama had fallen. She went back and started nudging her with her small trunk to get up. Woiye and the poor thing went behind her mama and stated to push her up with so much urgency...she tried pushing from different angles...but mama was never gonna wake up again. So she tried and tried and decided to just sit next to her....(who are we kidding try 5more tears!!!!)
>After the Promise. As Mark Hammon was trying to make do...his kids were all taken by the social service and ended up mentally retarded...
>Em hallmark movies e.g For the Love of Aaron. They should come with Viewer Discretion Advisement..'...the following movie could make a sissy out of you-be warned!!!!'
>arent those enough examples for a guy!
5killer couch potato food combinations:
-Hot sausages and Milk
-Cold Nyam Chom. I'm talking about meat that has atleast spend a night in the fridge and eating it cold like that. The fat is usually even sweeter. Bones easier to strip...Couple that with Pick N Peel Apple Juice or Del Monte Mango Juice and you have it made!!!!! Boy oh Boy!!!
-Take a bowl and mix Chevra/crisps/popcorn/njugu's/all kinda snack u can ...then add a couch and remote control...Am not a chocolate kinda person: but big screen theatre has never been right without macademia nuts..or toblerone! kit kat...
-Chilli and everything that goes with. Try it with popcorn, crisps and hotdogs!
-all out buffet! You've been spending entire morning watchin movies and realise ...you're getting hungry so you collect pieces of breakfast and lunch and left over dinner...
4songs for the moment:
>Let me hold you: Bow Wow(formerly lil) and Omarion
>Please:Toni Braxton. Listen to them violins and watch the video
>Don't Cha:Pussy Cats something group...its has a funky beat. "dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...don't cha..."
>Drama, Love and Lationships:Babyface
5things i'd be caught dead in:
>BowTie
>suspenders
>them pointy mocassin like shoes which are also called D.C's or D.O'S shoes
>muscle tops ( i forget the correct term) and speedos
>sports uniform playing an actual sport
5amusing school moments:
>remember crashing a packet of chips into smaller pieces so that there was more to share?
>remember fierce material rivalry and ridicule?
-LOL @u if u had a youth pen!
-LOL @u if ur mama believed knitted sweaters were better than store bought!
-LOL @u if ur juice bottle didn't cool juice till the afternoon or eraser erase pen marks or u had diamond pencils and coloring pencils or didn't have a bensia pencil...
-LOL @u if ur shorts were patched up in the ass and you're bata prefects had been re-soled!
-LOL @u if ur sporting bata bullets instead of high tops on closing day!
>remember building Fort Knox with 5Atlases while doing an exam so that no one could copy from you?
>remember snapping your fingers screaming "teacher me, teacher me, teacher me..." what was the big deal anyway? You'd still get it wrong and remain standing the whole lesson long!
>remember there used to be a survey for some kind of public health and we'd be asked to bring in a stool sample! There was this girl who brought a stool sample that was GREEN in COLOR!!!! Woe unto you fair- traumatised-parasite infested-clueless girl!!!!!
5amusing things in University:
>In first year out of like 40 assignments and practicals i dubbed 38! Nothing to be proud off but hey...survival was survival!
>Dubbing had been perfected to a tee! One would collect other's assignments...photocopy them...return originals to owners and then compile a master piece. Which at the end, the lecturer would even think others copied from you and not the other way around!
>There was this chick called Moraa. We didn't even know who she was but we had all photocopied her notes. She attended all classes, had a very beautiful handwriting....so if she got one equation wrong or spelling wrong we all went down with her!
>Skiving was survival. You'd skive classes to go have fun! You'd skive classes to read for tests and exams. You'd skive to catch up on skived classes...heck once we skived to go play scrabble...
>that we actually passed!
4unfinished blogger business:
-collabo with Milo and Kymmbr
-Return of Lequita and Akiey relationship drama
-Beginning of BigBlogger
-Unfinished war with the BluePoet and a certain Wedding coming up to Mshairi. Now my question is isnce Blue is obsessed with blue and Mshairi obsessed with purple...Will their kid be Indigo?
5worst Movies:
>Drop Dead Gorgeous
>Virtuosity
>Joshua Tree
>MonkeyBone
>Burn Hollywood Burn
5progs i'd watch all over again
>Beverly Hills90210
>Knots Landing and Dallas
>Fresh Prince Of Bell Air
>Lois and Clark:The new adventures of Superman
>Sisters
5tears from Movie Scenes:
>The Champ:when his papa got killed in the boxing game...torrents I'm tellin u...wailing harder than Travolta in that Oprah Ladder49 special
>A scene from a Naional Geographic when some poachers were chasing a herd of elephants and shot one mama-elephant. The herd kept on running and lil baby elephant looked behind and so her mama had fallen. She went back and started nudging her with her small trunk to get up. Woiye and the poor thing went behind her mama and stated to push her up with so much urgency...she tried pushing from different angles...but mama was never gonna wake up again. So she tried and tried and decided to just sit next to her....(who are we kidding try 5more tears!!!!)
>After the Promise. As Mark Hammon was trying to make do...his kids were all taken by the social service and ended up mentally retarded...
>Em hallmark movies e.g For the Love of Aaron. They should come with Viewer Discretion Advisement..'...the following movie could make a sissy out of you-be warned!!!!'
>arent those enough examples for a guy!
5killer couch potato food combinations:
-Hot sausages and Milk
-Cold Nyam Chom. I'm talking about meat that has atleast spend a night in the fridge and eating it cold like that. The fat is usually even sweeter. Bones easier to strip...Couple that with Pick N Peel Apple Juice or Del Monte Mango Juice and you have it made!!!!! Boy oh Boy!!!
-Take a bowl and mix Chevra/crisps/popcorn/njugu's/all kinda snack u can ...then add a couch and remote control...Am not a chocolate kinda person: but big screen theatre has never been right without macademia nuts..or toblerone! kit kat...
-Chilli and everything that goes with. Try it with popcorn, crisps and hotdogs!
-all out buffet! You've been spending entire morning watchin movies and realise ...you're getting hungry so you collect pieces of breakfast and lunch and left over dinner...
4songs for the moment:
>Let me hold you: Bow Wow(formerly lil) and Omarion
>Please:Toni Braxton. Listen to them violins and watch the video
>Don't Cha:Pussy Cats something group...its has a funky beat. "dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...don't cha..."
>Drama, Love and Lationships:Babyface
5things i'd be caught dead in:
>BowTie
>suspenders
>them pointy mocassin like shoes which are also called D.C's or D.O'S shoes
>muscle tops ( i forget the correct term) and speedos
>sports uniform playing an actual sport
5amusing school moments:
>remember crashing a packet of chips into smaller pieces so that there was more to share?
>remember fierce material rivalry and ridicule?
-LOL @u if u had a youth pen!
-LOL @u if ur mama believed knitted sweaters were better than store bought!
-LOL @u if ur juice bottle didn't cool juice till the afternoon or eraser erase pen marks or u had diamond pencils and coloring pencils or didn't have a bensia pencil...
-LOL @u if ur shorts were patched up in the ass and you're bata prefects had been re-soled!
-LOL @u if ur sporting bata bullets instead of high tops on closing day!
>remember building Fort Knox with 5Atlases while doing an exam so that no one could copy from you?
>remember snapping your fingers screaming "teacher me, teacher me, teacher me..." what was the big deal anyway? You'd still get it wrong and remain standing the whole lesson long!
>remember there used to be a survey for some kind of public health and we'd be asked to bring in a stool sample! There was this girl who brought a stool sample that was GREEN in COLOR!!!! Woe unto you fair- traumatised-parasite infested-clueless girl!!!!!
5amusing things in University:
>In first year out of like 40 assignments and practicals i dubbed 38! Nothing to be proud off but hey...survival was survival!
>Dubbing had been perfected to a tee! One would collect other's assignments...photocopy them...return originals to owners and then compile a master piece. Which at the end, the lecturer would even think others copied from you and not the other way around!
>There was this chick called Moraa. We didn't even know who she was but we had all photocopied her notes. She attended all classes, had a very beautiful handwriting....so if she got one equation wrong or spelling wrong we all went down with her!
>Skiving was survival. You'd skive classes to go have fun! You'd skive classes to read for tests and exams. You'd skive to catch up on skived classes...heck once we skived to go play scrabble...
>that we actually passed!
4unfinished blogger business:
-collabo with Milo and Kymmbr
-Return of Lequita and Akiey relationship drama
-Beginning of BigBlogger
-Unfinished war with the BluePoet and a certain Wedding coming up to Mshairi. Now my question is isnce Blue is obsessed with blue and Mshairi obsessed with purple...Will their kid be Indigo?
posted by Spidey/Tato at
9/14/2005 11:44:00 AM
34 Comments:
1st here.
Love the list of 5.
Handmade sweaters ARE better than store bought ones. I have unravelled the sweater I started for you.
Dude! Those bensia pencils were something else, do they have a website, I could do with a couple for old times sake.
indigo..indigo...the last time i heard that name was when we were learning the colors of the rain bow. lol at hero pens...when kids older than u bragged how they have one and you in std 3 could only use a pencil! tsk tsk!!
Okay! Am back.
1st- Spare us all sensitivity stuff.. ati tears! The crocs will be jealous.
2nd- Mshairi and I wont have any kids if there is the remotest of chances that they might turn out like you!... indigo- not funny!
3rd- Tell us more about that school you went to where they took stool samples from STD ONE kids! Please tell us how long they quarantined you for.
But man... I love your post! Nice twist to the Tag. Well done.
Blue
yani youth pens bring back memories.You should also mention the Oxford geometry pens and who can forget HB pencils for those who were past diamond pencils that would break everytime you sharpened them.Who can forget felt pens.....damn these retro posts!Ya'll are destroying me and my blog!
Nick: A movie that would make you drown in tears too is "Their eyes were watching God" starring Halle Berry.
Ha, I remember the dubbing in campo for the cool people who never missed a lecture......especially the lectures that were way too early 8:00Am:-)))
I meant dubbing from the cool people not for:-).Ketepa tea caffein has not taken effect yet:-)
Knots Landing was da bomb!!! And Abbie Ewing was the sh*t!!!
I unleashed maitho-majiz for After the Promise and ET returning home LOL
We used to drink another fruit juice called Passina - to die for!!!
Muscle tops look baggy on me - Shaolin kularing rice/noodles and all hehehe
There's a guy who used to sell crushed cribas using a ka-spoon outside our gate in primo... Deeelicious!!!
Talk about crotcheted sweaters that had one sleeve longer than the other and tapered kule chini like a sash LOLOLOL
LMAO at bata bullets instead of hi-tops. At least a ka-north star maze LOL
ROTFLMAO at Fort Knox just to score 20% in that exam!!!! Hated it when jamaas dubbed my work word for word and got more marks... Those lecturers were fishy...
Yup - collabo outstanding!!!
Lakini what were you doing 10 years ago?? 5? 1?
Ala - KBW would like to know!!!!
@blue:u do a survey and find out i was not the only one who was victim to that survey
@uaridi:dearest aunty...knit and purl away i will wear it proudly to church or to work!
@stunuh:they were the bomb then u graduate to them pencils where gibberish like 0.5 or 0.7 lead was used!
@kipepeo:oh yes i remember them std 4 who had classes till 3:45pm them arrogant sons of ...with their ink pens and ink bottles...and boy it was a joy gettin own ink pen which i'd wash every sunday wit warm water...
@acolyte:oh dont remind me them staedtler sets as well and if u were unlucky u got kofa sets...and there were protractors dividers compass set square....
oh and remember piling them up using celotape. having a killer set
@wangari:and imagine we went to uni togther...
@Irena:have heard of that movie but have never seen it-damn!
@Milo:
-Abby and Greg Somner were somethin and then entered Paige...
-E.T-ur too funny! Do u know that kid was Drew Barrymore?
-auuui ati one sleeve longer than the other...and they would fray out so badly..it was ugly...and you couldnt play train-train with them cause they couldnt go round your wrists with ease
-1995 i had posted on that in January.
-a ka north star with a dont touch my ankle dash trouser!
Kwanza shoes from avilas and asakis were also the in thing!!!!
This is funny nephew however, you are such a cry baby:) Having said that, something got into my eyes while watching the Champ...
Why are people bashing the colour indigo? It is a cool colour, not as cool as purple but cool nevertheless:)
P.s.Here I was thinking the war was over now that Blue may perhaps become your uncle. You have to make a deal with me - it is either the two of you continue with your, I dare say, silly, never ending war OR there will be NO wedding. I am not making threats however, here's to hoping you and Blue are listening and of course, the choice is yours:)
Kwanza shoes from avilas and asakis were also the in thing!!!!
whoa! my eyes are filled with mist..
out the list of worse not even watched any of them..thanks for taking one for the team....
lol@sports uniform...u anti sports?
kaunda na bowtie the horror.
funny post..
Nurse reporting for duty, but seeing as mind/motion/motivation arent co-ordinated, I is gonna be back!!!
Super fine post Nick!
Unfinished blogger business: Am waiting to see what once-up-on-a-time akiey's Lequita has in store,lol!
Hey, Nick & Stunuh Jay have put miles on their friendship. Care to elaborate here before I even dare reveal about my fellow clone Irena? :)
"After the Promise", great Tv movie & yes, sad what they did to Hammond's kids. Dunia ina mambo. Didn't KBC show that movie like 7326 times on various Moi Days? Can't complain though.
5 Progs: for me throw in 'Martin' & you've made yourself a friend for life. I hope Irena, is done wiping her tears of laughter from watching too much Martin,lol!
-Chevra/crisps/popcorn/njugus mix. U make me miss sharing that with my siblings over home movies mazee!
-Please:Toni Braxton, nimekubali bila kupinga.Superb song & instrumentals!
Anything Bow Wow, liked the kid since he was little growing up. Very talented & being an artiste from my home state, will support him all the way:) Heard the one with Ciara?
-With you on pointed shoes. Everybody knows I will start a world war if made to wear those jiggers!
ah love the papa smurf.
Lovely list brought back old memories
We actually made a pair of booties in class five and I still remember how but never have the time to knit and purl should be a hobby to save for my old age.
Lois and Clark should be brought back on screen there is a generation missing it. I take it you have tapes nick?
yani that movie "the champ" made me cry at the exact same scene!! and i'm sure even today i would still cry!!
@mshairi: come now thou cant make threats like that...we shall reamin enemies but maybe some purple influnce in his life and he'll be worthy of bein a comrade
@Msanii:yeah am lookin out for the team. Kwanza i shoulda mentioned white socks Pia!!!! even dead i wouldnt wear them..imagine kaunda , bow tie and white socks...
@Guess: i am waitin and i am waitin get it wink wink
@Akiey
-have u heard trippin from thattoni b album. Gaddamn its hot
-yeah saw that bow wow ciara video yest 1st time
-Now do we want to elaborate why Lequita used to spell her name as lAKIEYta????
@Proussete: i pendad that show kwanza with lois and her old hairstyle..heck she invented that look even before Rachel of friends. auuui she was hot!
@adrian:ebu tell them...talk about not seeing it coming!!!!
Oh man, ..this is a good one.
The champ-lol, I laugh now-I remember my brother and I were inconsolable- dad even tried ati to switch movies- I think we cried all day that day.
-Other tear jerkers for me-Bridge on Madison County(my fav love story), The story of us..after the promise ofcourse..so many- I'm a softie :)
-Bensia/Felt pens..lol..there were these pencils that had detachable golliwogs(?)- you HAD to have one if you were with it..
-I remember you were the stuff if you were class monitor..which meant you didn't have to sit inside the banda at hometime..u just stood out there, looking important..with your yellow/red sash in place..sigh..
Bro 3 hey can see you are still on top form..
I know why you watch the Toni Braxton Please video the mama knows to shake the Th*th*s agree my best...
Ati green stool bro wacha wewe....
nic! LOL
U have made my day and that was so sawaz after one of those tests leo...wawa!
AND YES I SKIVED CLASSES TO SOMA!
Jana I skived to collect shillingiz/rands for lollipops for the next lesson with my friends just for the heck! LOL
kwanza ati cold nyama choma GOLD STAR! But the fatty part cold...nope!that part is better hot!
Kribaz that have been broken! AUUUI! So true But Mil has won ati selling them with a spoon at the gate! HEHEHE!
4 songz of the moment! Let me hold YOU!!! Dontcha..wacha tu!
5progs i'd watch all over again
>Beverly Hills90210
>Knots Landing and Dallas
>Fresh Prince Of Bell Air
>Lois and Clark:The new adventures of Superman
>Sisters
Sisters???!!! lol, is there something you wanna tell us?
very funny - at least you jua if you're bila work, you can always go to the circus. You can never have too many clowns. One.
@medusa: yeah i was a prefect and id threaten people with adding extra stars on their names...oh dont remind me banda moments that included hidden comics and wishin u were picked last from school
@nakeel:kwnza now its the song "trippin" from that album u must listen to that chorus...
@kinyi:skivin is a chronic lethal viscious cycle and at the end u sema ur a professional..if only guys knew the inside details-ha
@Poi:ebu u try that cold nyam chom especially early in the mornin
@sandman:damn right Sisters(tho i do almost anything and everythin) but seriously that was sawa drama
eeh Bro have u heard the **Ring** wuuii the mama has amuad.. eeh like the whole album... tight...
speaking about skiving when i was in uni there was a lecturer who would take roll call while looking at the list the whole time so what would happen is that 10 jamaas would skive and leave their jamaa.What this one dude would do was to change places and pitch of voice during the roll call 10 times!Ama during those 2 hour lectures where there was a half way break it was common for the class to be half full after the break.Oh for the good old days!
Skiving in campus is one thing that happens too much. There was this chick
who happened to have never attended the clas and on the CAT day she asked the real lecturer who the lecturer was.
Had to come back and read this again - damn Nicko, write something otherwise no more... you know.. wink win...
Absolute genius on lAKIEYta! - man, you are IT!
*sulking* - I happened to be the one person in uni that other peeps copied notes/projects from - for the first two years I hardly missed a lecture - How geeky is that?
Ok, now go write something funny..pretty please.. :)
very original....
yani i had to come back and read it again - you funny boy.
by the way, its of how you didn't even mention your fave show every sunday night.. 'Golden Girls'??
Ofcourse had to come back for an encore Nick! Lol@ the lAKIEYta thing, makes me want to say: 'yeeeah, I remember that when she had it baaaad!' lol!
Fountain pens made me feel 'grown' it was no fun having my fingers soaked up in ink in class 4!!
you forgot coolies and kashatas if you didnt have money for that snack then you were so not cool.
am with s! Golden girls kwanza blanch wewe.
nicky i am sure you had one of those youth pen holders that were crotched.
Great post
Did you like "along came polly" BTW?
There's this ka-guy called Sandy that had me chekaring all the way mpaka I fell of the couch (not msanii's pee-ridden one)...
Hahahahaha
I'm still laughing...
would we see you dead in a DK hat?
enyewe nick you make me feel like you had more fan than I did growing up...am assuming you are all grown up babyface!!!!!
I was going to marry Clark from the Adventures of Superman...then I saw him on Mr. Rippley. Guy seems to have lost the oh so goodness he had.
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