Thursday, September 29, 2005

Met Blue Poet

Hmmh the day was going on just well. Woke up late after taking a sleeping pill…two movies in the morning in my favorite spiderman pyjamas… Late in the afternoon I logged onto messenger and started chatting with Mshairi and Blue…Then all of a sudden the Poet has this urge to meet me…like it was some last dying wish before they remove the oxygen tubes! We’re chatting away freely with Mshairi…and it hits him “Am meeting you today, Nick!” No amount of changing the topic…or laughing it off was gonna offset his notion…he had decided he was meeting the son he never had! He is not easily dissuaded-he was up there in his tutu on the balance beam and nothing was going to make him lose balance! I was under pressure/coerced/damn well near bullied!!!! Tried diverting my cell to my answering machine…nada! Tried diverting my phone to his line…nada! Heck said on Wednesdays I’m a transvestite in a tight nighty…nada! Fate had been sealed, BLUE was DESTINED to meet NICK

So I gave up…gave in...not to mention Mshairi was there fanning flames by the sidelines asking why on earth I won’t meet her hubby to be. To paraphrase “Nephew you best behave and meet here your Uncle…you’re not too old to put on my knee for a hard spanking! I’m a spank you into a man, you lil coward! You hear boy!!! Now hush and meet the man! And while you’re at it get him some denture cleanser!!! Now hustle child!

I begged and pleaded with her, “But I don’ wanna!!!” almost throwing a tantrum but Aunty wasn’t having none of that-so this child hustled and for the rest of the story of MEETING WITH BLUE…check tomorrow’s post!!!!

23 Comments:

Blogger Milonare said...

Whos da master - shogun
Whos da master - shogun
Whos da master - I am!!

9/28/2005 9:34 PM  
Blogger akiey said...

Heheh! Nick, so you got bullied into meeting Blue,lol! He probably wants to show how to make good koroga & all. And..who made who pay for the sodas & treats,lol!

Bet Mshairi would spank the h*ll out of you for refusing such an invitation.

Milo...You is da Master Oh Great Shaolin Master!
Be right back kesho for more from you Nick!

9/28/2005 11:52 PM  
Blogger Poi said...

I can't believe I missed out on that coaxing session for lil Nicky to meet the one & only great ( (athritised)uncle, I kid uncle, I kid.

Nice you gave in Gich boy you can't afford to disappoint our dear auntie Mshairi, thanks for the honor and therefore u forgo the spanking punk!

Tell, tell how the meeting went.

@Mil, say master? yeah right...
p.s great work auntie!

9/29/2005 8:18 AM  
Blogger Nakeel said...

# 3 hehehe cant try to imagine how the Auntie told you to go and meet the Uncle Blue... and you were like i dont want to see him today gues because yoou had that thought of what will i say to him with no auntie near to help me..
I wonder what was your first word when you saw him...
Cant wait for the rest of the flow...

9/29/2005 10:10 AM  
Blogger kipepeo said...

oh i cant wait..get typing already!!

9/29/2005 10:26 AM  
Blogger Prousette said...

Melikes what this is getting to truces and meetings lovely.
It takes a woman's strength to make the men see straight and meet each other...hmmm.

9/29/2005 11:40 AM  
Blogger Guessaurus said...

LOL... I feel sorry for Blue, he hasnt any idea what he is getting hisself in for! Dude, consider yourself bullied...
Nice one Mshairi - at least we know you are keeping these men straight!

@Milo - oh master, what happened to sleep? Did you camp in here, or didnt the sleeping pills work?

Come on Nicholas, some of us cant wait!!Dont make me come out and slap it out of you, seeing that I cant beat up elders a la Blue :)

9/29/2005 1:07 PM  
Blogger UARIDI said...

I am so proud of you Nephew. Now remember he is your uncle okay?

9/29/2005 3:50 PM  
Blogger Milonare said...

Ok... make way as I move to the seat I booked at the front of the comment space... Thank you very much all you late comers... Even you Akiey, kutangulia siyo kufika!!!

Lemme clear my throat hrrrmmmmphhh...

I'd like to thank my producers Oti and Omosh, my make-up stylist Amgots, my talon-clipper Wapakhala and all the loonies in Mathare... Even you Msanii but pls stay where you are as we dont want any ammonia-based fumes near our nostrils... Big up to Aco, my fellow comment ho...

I can imagine you meeting up with a wilted-plantained, receeded-beard-line, well-buttocked Blue... This post is one am awaiting with pop-corn in hand, braces for the ribs...

I can imagine Mshairi taking you to her knee and spanking u good with poetic interludes of:

U hear me nephew
Its past ur curfew
Spank-spank

Be good to ankoo
But his bus-travels imenibore
Spank-spank

Dont make me have to censure
And remember hiyo ka-denture
Spank-spank

Am also waiting to see which side Mrs Blue will take in all this hahahaha

@akiey
Yup, the m.a.s.t.e.r and then some change LOLOL

@poi
You know how we do...

@xxx
I spotted roomie tiptoeing off to post and fuatad like a shadow...

Noticed msanii sleep-peeing and attempting to flush the bed-stead... LOLOLOL

9/29/2005 4:28 PM  
Blogger Guessaurus said...

@Milo you nutter LOL - why have I graduated to xxx? That ka-verse was hilarious. Msanii sleep-peeing, ooooohhh, where are you roomie - someone here needs a-slapping!

9/29/2005 6:08 PM  
Blogger Acolyte said...

this one i have to hear rather read!

9/29/2005 6:53 PM  
Blogger KymmBr. said...

where did yu put that mask? give it to me...give it to me now!!!!

-----And who shot my boss??!!----

Tomorrow BLUE gtes younger....now the teeth will tell!

9/30/2005 1:36 AM  
Blogger Blue Poet said...

@ MILO-

Be warned!


Blue

9/30/2005 8:14 AM  
Blogger akiey said...

Nick, I see the family is behind Mshairi having sent U & actually threatened to spank you into meeting Blue, we really do hope you had fun & turned off all the electronic gadgets in the duffel bag,lol!

@Milo, wewe m.c.h.o.k.o.z.i M.a.s.t.e.r. Am so LOL@ the "some change" bit.
NB: That poem is a real knockout! Too kool for just the comment section U should reproduce that on your blog as well

@Guess, am wondering Milo's "xxx" you...whatever he puffs must be doing him lots of unmentionable good:))

@LOL@ Uaridi"...remember he's your Uncle"

9/30/2005 12:08 PM  
Blogger Milonare said...

@xxx
xtra good, xtra special, xtra ordinary nursy...

@blue
Your avatar is welcoming me with open arms for a hug yet you're warning me... I not sure if the warning is based on my comment on you or the one on your bride... However, I've taken the warning very seriously though and my lips are sealed... key flushed down the toi...

@akiey
Y.o.u k.n.o.w!!!

The "some change" is ur quote and you know it!!!

ati a post on Mshairi poetically spanking Nick... that's an idea and a half... Lemme see....

9/30/2005 6:54 PM  
Blogger nick said...

@Milo:say it one more time
@akiey:Am tellin u bullied like i was a mono...now about the other details cant spill the beans yet
@poi:do not underestimate the power of these older wiser more cunning individuals
@naks:they are too bloody convincing no wonder they get along..now as for the first words....
@kipepeo:yup am workinon it right now
@Prousette:who mentioned truce?hee hee ati the power of a strong black woman...
@guess: yup i got served big time. oh yeah u come and bring it to me...remember that whip appeal
@uaridi:i wonder if ur as persuasive as lil sis?
@milo:
-lol well buttocked blue
-i wonder when or if msanii will ever read this...damn talk about kickin a brother when he is down! ati flushin the bedpost..hee hee hee
-that poem was funny wonder what the spanker has to say about it
-XXX:is that in reference to the movie...are u referring to her van-diesel-ish mannish hands?
@acolyte:stay tuned
@kymmbr:if the brother has his own teeth...and receipts don't count
@akiey:c.h.o.k.o.z.a tu...by the time i'm thru with you all u'll be askin for is some R.E.S.P.E.C.T
@milo:mi blog is su blog

9/30/2005 7:29 PM  
Blogger Stunuh Jay said...

@milo....you're pressious!! Haha!
Nicky...so that's why i can never seem to get through on your mobile...do you mind? Just meet said uncle and pay your toi respects....

10/01/2005 3:07 AM  
Anonymous acolyte said...

Kijana! Tommorrow has come! Dont make me come down there and whoop your ass!

10/01/2005 6:07 AM  
Blogger k.i.d.a.d.a said...

LOL!This is so crazy...hehehe..

May I please ask Akiey,Milo and Nick to report to 'the k.i.d.a.d.a chambers' for the long awaited meeting.

Please gentlemen, leave your excuses/fibs/BS/evasiveness et al at the front desk.Thank you.

10/01/2005 1:57 PM  
Blogger Shiroh said...

LOL NICKO, can't wait i highly doubt if he forced you and not the way round

10/03/2005 1:08 PM  
Blogger gishungwa said...

Nick ha ha ha they got there.
@mshairi good going there i can totally feel the authority.
@milo
master? ata wewe LMAO
anyway nick which tommorow is this supposed to be huh! make it fast and juicy. *getting popcorn,drinks and switching off phone*
now niki get moving

10/03/2005 5:38 PM  
Blogger KymmBr. said...

...Kwani hii kesho haifiki? Aaaah! dang!!

---STOP THE VIOLENCE NOW-------

10/03/2005 9:37 PM  
Blogger wanduma said...

Nick, Blue is my bro and he cracks me up. Lakini, jokes aside, you are nuts - I just read the last two posts!
Your blog is a fun read.

10/05/2005 12:49 AM  

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