Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Another Blogger's Meet Up

Again we met yesterday. Just had to meet. Once you start you can’t stay away from them. It’s like an itch that you just have to scratch; it’s like that cheap pleasure when you hit the right spot in your ear when using a cotton bud. Present without apologies were the same crew of Gishungwa, Guess, Shiroh, Milo, Thinker, and Blue Poet but guess who graced us with an appearance as well. MentalAcrobatics, Kenyan Pundit and the very real Daud el Raud the blog hater. In the mix was Mental's cousin, a fellow blogger as well Ncruba and Mental’s brother Hendrix…which he insisted was Hendrix as in Stevie not Jimmy…and Mental’s sister as well. Word of advice Mental, even us guys have relas to bring hakuna cha showing off.

Now a blog on this second meet up requires Cohunes. I’m telling you there is so much to say so little letters on the alphabet. Where can one start? Too many angles to take it. There is my usual fictional style…or the Sleeze (and I know how sleaze is spelt) Crew style…or we can even do a part 1-5 mini-blog mini series kind of thing which is what I’m going to do for a change. This time nothing has been fabricated, and like in 24, the following events took place in real time and place…I remind you again nothing has been fabricated or blown out of proportion or exaggerated. However real words used may be taken out of context and get misplaced for added dramatic effects. What you will note is none of the bloggers will refute what will be typed…however there will be repercussions and all I can say is, “ It’s a good thing there is part 1-5”

(The ban against posting was lifted after everyone realised there was too much dirt to be swept under the carpet)

So this is Part 1: A quick Summary

We all gathered yesterday, invites had been unleashed by our dear host Gish. Setting-around 3 tables on it were various drinks, various meats, and occasionally various bloggers got up and showed us that the pelvic bone has a life of its own!

Gishungwa: I have never seen a lap dance like that. A chick can dip it low, roll it all around…trust me her milkshake can bring all the boys in the yard…Yaani she was dropping it like it was hot straight from the fire into the laps of unsuspecting bloggers. Even Blue at one point couldn’t handle the heat and he run for his dear life…its scary seeing a bump-and-grind dance scene of the Lambada type between Gish and Blue (I'm telling you his prosthetic hip is doing him justice!!!!!) A walking hurricane she is…at one point She and Guess were screaming for Hendrix’s 18 inches (that’s probably part 2 of the story)…and the other time Blue was shouting to her “Use a Condom, don’t use your hands.” She has promised me to take me to Lamu and feed me Pilau by candlelight. Now I’m yet to find out if that’s a metaphor but she said I bring the candle and she can bring the fire…

Guess: You guys need to know how and with what she says goodbye with and also for how long! Let’s just say her hands do the talking and the walking and the pinching and tugging…She had guys running away in violated…she is a mean perpetrating terrorizing machine. She is not suitable for under 30 I’m telling you! Nipples were tweaked, chest hairs yanked, necks necked, ribs pocked…all the guys were Kermit’s and she was Miss Piggy with nothing to lose! She was doing cartwheels to trap thinker.

Shiroh: She was there claiming her stake! With either me or Mental…you should have seen how she escorted Mental holding hands swinging back and forth, with both almost skipping in rhythm with the moon as their back-drop. And she had this Vaseline thing going on. One time she was on Milo’s lips greasing them…next she was all over my face pretending to be applying Vaseline on my face...next she was in my trousers wanting to see my legs after Blue had displayed his. Oh, according to her-she has discharged the burden onto us, apparently burden of proof lies with us, the guys, who argued we were being sexually harassed!

Milo: Did you know he wears contacts…not effective because he sure didn’t see them coming! Now, the poor thing was violated in more ways than one. There was Guess and Gish, and there was Gish and Guess who were all over his ribs in a tickling fit…amidst giggles and spit bubbles and gas he scampered off for safety…you would too if guess was hot on your heels doing cartwheels.

Thinker: The quiet one with his Curly Kit and Jerry-Curl juices.... A reserved observer, very cool, calm and collected…remember the insinuations about him and Guess…needless to say the two needed a bigger room than Thinker’s Room…those two were more comfy with each other than a well fed child sucking his thumb, sleeping snuggly in his bed, in the middle of a thundering and pouring night, all covered up warm under a mosquito net. He was quoted saying he is not a fighter but a thinker!

BluePoet: No, he wasn’t in his famous track suit with concentric circles of sweat in his armpits… this Mack Daddy Lover Boy was hitting on everything in a skirt…even the waiter who in the right angle with his apron looked like was wearing a skirt. So, he took it upon himself to start rating Guess’s, Gish’s and Shiroh’s Ass. He started with a suggestion of putting their touche’s on display and we’d vote HOT or NOT….trust me part 2 of the story will have the ratings each got!

Mental: The Godfather was adamant not to repeat his butt show without the consent of his manager and agent who by the way are the same talents scouts that signed Gish as well! But nothing more can be said because he holds with him pictures of people in very compromising situations and not to mention I’m part of the admin team which many wanted to understand how I got in…bygones…. So he shall not be mentioned any further. Nor shall we discuss the fact that while we were all eating ugali and meat he was there chowing (is that the word for swallowing without chewing?) on ugali alone with Kachumbari…probably some non-vegetarian resolution???

Kenyan Pundit: WOW as Thinker would say. Graced us with her presence, such a total babe and downright friendly! I’m telling you she was eating Nyam Chom with a fork and knife…right Pundit??

Daud El Raud: I was relieved that he came so that I could finally prove I do not post as him! He definitely came for the free grub...huddled in one corner smiling to himself and his plate of chicken. A tad bit slow too-only in the last minutes was he dumbfounded to realize that Guess was Guessaurus…he almost hugged the stuffing out of her the second time.

Hendrix: Mental's Bro...he really got to know Guess and Gishungwa...mmm mmm mmm R rated! Plus he has incriminating evidence as well...then again so do we.

So what’s coming up in Part 2…
-Who drunk what and how much?
-Do the girls drink more than the guys?
-Who was flirting with whom and how was the flirting being done?
-Who was all over whom?
-Who was dressed as flimsy as their manners? Actually I can tell you that now-DAUD EL RAUD
-Where were Blue’s thumbs?
-Who was Blue’s Wangu of the Mugumo tree?
-Were Nick, Thinker and Daud and Mental just drinking FANTA or were they upto no good??
-Who left with whom?
-Who wore the same underwear like they had on the first time?

Hey and we might have a flashback to the FIRST meeting:
-Where a certain woman said she became a woman at age 4
-2 ladies were in a cat fight over Mental’s phone call?
-The real saga about who arrived with whom and left with whom?
-Was blue giving piggy back rides to Kipepeo with her pig-tails?

Stay tuned!

34 Comments:

Anonymous Msanii_XL said...

wait...i'm namba...unbelivable..

1/03/2006 6:03 PM  
Anonymous Msanii_XL said...

Just how much curly sheen does the boy Thinker use you know? i needs a new look for the new year..

I bet you enjoyed your man breasts being tweaked(how can i not start a new year with a fat joke)..he he he..

So whats blue's excuse for not blogging? aging? just asking.

Gfather from kachmeka declined to bust moves? how come no chicken for him?

God job Incredible lardman, by the way thanks for ignoring me..Wanted IM..

1/03/2006 6:14 PM  
Blogger Poi said...

Hhhehehhehe maze I'm floored finally the VIBE is OUT! and not just out Gich but out starting backwards mmmhhh or i should think is a new year resolute? lol lol

How does story 2 beat story 1? eh? anyhoo vibe is VIBE. And you guy oughtta know is HOT!

I'm just so xcited all of you met up close to a point I almost feel as though I was there. You guy bana this post right hurr is tangible kabisa!

Good on y'all. Bring on more vibe or is it VIBE?

P.S. the sleaze word got me giggling(this roundi too quick for dontcha thinkso?)

1/04/2006 2:29 AM  
Blogger Poi said...

Happy New Year, Gich!

1/04/2006 2:29 AM  
Blogger wanduma said...

It was nice seeing you and the restof the crew of bloggers at the first meetup...I missed the second one, and it sounds like it was very live! You guys are fun. I look forward to next time!!

1/04/2006 2:56 AM  
Blogger bankelele said...

Pictures please for proof avd verification

1/04/2006 10:02 AM  
Blogger gishungwa said...

was hia will be back no 4

1/04/2006 10:33 AM  
Blogger Wangari said...

haiyaa!! when did all this happen???
right nick, we are depending on you to let us know what went on. its only fair...

1/04/2006 11:54 AM  
Blogger nick said...

@msanii:As always full of lip-ngoja tu! my man-boobs having been defiled she went on to the next set.As for Blue only he can explai but he sure can boogey

@POI:trust me thats only a fraction of the drama...

@Wanduma:Glad to have u visiting Kenya and my Blog again. Ur bro was upto no good the second time around. After meeting you I have decided you are the good one and will be spared any war coming from me!

@Bankelele:the worst bit is, that there are real pictures to prove and verify.

@Gish:please come back and u were number 5 wacha kukata line

1/04/2006 11:57 AM  
Blogger Shiroh said...

Nick is not the nice baby face you all think he is..as it is he is the one who insisted he must see my legs after he had enough tequillas.
You better believe me, Nick almost kissed the waitress i had to do some serious intervention for him to let go of her. But as i said ALMOST.

1/04/2006 12:00 PM  
Blogger akiey said...

Interesting & very funnyLOL!

The following are very obvious & easy for me to figure out guys:

-Do the girls drink more than the guys?
-Who was flirting with whom/Who was all over whom?
-Who left with whom?
-Who wore the same underwear like they had on the first time?
-The real saga about who arrived with whom and left with whom?

All the same, Nick, after all the creative writing you guys are busy doing, U can't convince anyone of your meeting...Where's the pics to prove this? LOL!

1/04/2006 12:08 PM  
Blogger Shiroh said...

Akiey, what does it take to convince you? Ask Guess or mental,they wil give you pics of Nick almost gettn from the waitress.

1/04/2006 12:12 PM  
Blogger nick said...

@wangari:trust eme stay tuned there are some revelations yet to come
@shiroh:Just wait you see how part 2 will be called PART2:Shiroh's Negotiable Negligible Negligee
@Akiey:Trust me those phtos are somewhere out there and you'd kill for them!!!!

1/04/2006 1:27 PM  
Blogger akiey said...

@Shiroh, I know Guess has no problems swishing pics but the rest of them are hiding behind handles as everybody pulls out their keyboards trying to convince us of a meetup that never happened.

Show and Prove is the way to go. Until then I belive not.

@Nick,I was promised many, very many pics of stuff we'd discussed with Nursey but this meetup was not in the plan so go ahead & upload atleast 5 U can get so some of us believe this Kamkunji:)

1/04/2006 3:32 PM  
Blogger Farmgal said...

I am soooooo green right now...cant wait for part two all the same.

I'm glad you guys lifted that ban otherwise I'd still be begging.
Daud el Rude wasup dude. Umepotea sana, still not blogging?

can I start a pics petition right now eh?

1/04/2006 9:00 PM  
Blogger mutumia said...

Jealous! jealous! jealous! That waiter apron/ skirt thing? *dead*. As for mental- who knew? Curly kit eh? As for you being violated by Guess- yes we heard you whispering for help.

Tight post Nick. Happy new yaer!

1/04/2006 10:22 PM  
Blogger Prousette said...

Why were busts being tweaked....underwear being recycled bones being dislocated ... don't you people have better things to do with your time in a bonding session?


I WANT PHOTOS/PICTURES TO BELIEVE IT.

1/05/2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger Digz guy said...

Hey and Ncruba is otherwise known as Digz Guy mate!!

And I was well behaved was I not?

1/05/2006 1:31 PM  
Blogger Adrian said...

joining the "we want pics" crew!!

especially looking forward to the rating thing in part 2. si there were also pics of this?

happy new year!

1/05/2006 4:14 PM  
Blogger Brother Jero (BJ) said...

Hey, I want in on the next meeting. Need to get some of those lap dances going around.

This sounds like a fun group of freaks I can hang with.

Sema where the next meeting will be, I may just show up in my favorite red loin cloth.

1/05/2006 5:03 PM  
Blogger nick said...

@Famrgal:am sure Daud woulda loved meeting u...oh there are photo's out there believe me....
@Mutumia:ha jealousy becomes you...trust me there were plenty of those careless whispers
@Prousette:I'm telling u our ideea of social bonding didnt come close to a normal scenario...U'd kill to be the fly in that wall
@DIGZ GUY:boy oh boy and the way i was silent about you part 2 awaits...ati quiet my foot...thanks for visiting by
@Adrian:Uko wapi kijana last we heard u were in shagss but ur bila contact bana
@BJ:Kijana uko wapi..oh yeah this is a freaky group of reaks and i have a feeling you'd be right at home

1/05/2006 5:36 PM  
Blogger Kenyan Pundit said...

Weeh...I got there after the nyam chom was finished!

1/06/2006 10:31 AM  
Blogger Blue Poet said...

THERE WERE NO BLOGGERS MEETINGS!!!!

NICK IS A PERVERTED LIAR!!!


Always,

BLUE

1/06/2006 11:03 AM  
Anonymous m said...

@Kenyan Pundit - Wacha zako! Pay no attention to her! Not only did she eat the nyam chom with fork and knife, she cut the nyama into perfect squares and arranged the pieces on her plate like Stonehenge. Then from her bag she produced her own salt, her own kachumbari, her own chilli and her own Aromat

1/06/2006 11:31 AM  
Anonymous Daud El Rude said...

Nicko you feebing fat boy!!!!
where? when was I at any meet up? Have you forgotten your meds again?

ButI must say, Guess is a looker! and lets not even get started with Kenyan Pundit, I didnt even have a chance to introduce my crass self. aaah well! It would have been a claasic beauty meets the beast, but wait..... thats what happened when she met nick!

PS: All the information above about the so called meet up was given to me by his fatness.Nick. I was never at any meet up.

Daud El Rude(I still representanga)

1/06/2006 9:43 PM  
Blogger Mignon said...

hahaha...this just has me in stitches. kumbe bloggers are busy meeting each other. hhmmm...

1/06/2006 9:57 PM  
Blogger s! said...

Daud el Raud.. kumbe you're around.. me i heard you were poteanga in kachimega!!

and now ladies and gentlemen, i hope you know why i have been warning you all about this Nicko.. the snake dressed like a wolf in sheep's clothing!

1/07/2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger Stunuh Jay said...

Drama unleashed!
Man I think you need more evidence to prove these activities took place. Even the Tattler will be wanting scoop.

1/08/2006 2:47 PM  
Blogger Nakeel said...

People had their nicest time ever.. hate myself for missing it...

Happy New Year #3..

1/08/2006 6:10 PM  
Blogger nick said...

@kenyan pundit:u know we got nothin but mad love for ya
@BLUE:Loveit when i drag u back into blogland... if am the reason u left am the reason u will return
@M/Anon: weh ngoja she sues my chubby ass and ur jerry curl butt!!!
@DAUD:cammon u were doin the electric boogaloo to mugithi...shame is YOU
@cute angel:manze if u are around make sure u turn up
@S!: kana shamba huko kachimega...u know am nothin but a puthy cat..a sheep in wolf's clothing
@Stunnuh: kairetu u would have fitted in with the wild crowd knowing your freaky side
@Naks:msichana u are forbidden by all 3 bros u are not allowed in such meetups!!! ha ha ha

1/08/2006 6:15 PM  
Anonymous farmgal said...

I just did a re-read nick who had diff ngotha from last time and how on earth did you get to know?
seems like alot more went down.

1/08/2006 6:17 PM  
Anonymous mshairi said...

In all of this, only Nick comes up smelling of rosies! What I want is the lowdown on Nick i.e. how he behaved, whether he threw up, who he copped off with at the end of the night, and so on. The only problem is that none of the your meet up mates seems to have the courage to say anything (except for Shiroh)!

What a shame....:)

1/09/2006 5:51 PM  
Blogger Acolyte said...

I am eagerly awaiting part 2!It seems that the minority of men in KBW makes for fun meetings!Ngoja we are going to arrange a stateside bloggers meet up!

1/12/2006 1:51 AM  
Blogger Irena said...

Acolyte: ATL & DC is not too far apart, we hsll arrange our own meet up no?

1/13/2006 7:38 PM  

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