Fear!
Diagnosis
Chronic Fear! A deep seated emotion as a result of anticipated danger/harm or pain be it physical, emotional or social!
Clinical Manifestation
8 months of absence...M.I.A....A.W.O.L...hibernation...with an excuse that he was working building up KENYAMOTO...y'all have seen its excellence...and we know excellence is not an adjective associated with a denture wearing, prosthetic hip dancing, dyed toupee stickin, cataract obscuring, hunchback of Machakos, David Mwenje look-alike, Mayor Dick Waweru sound-a'R'ike UNCLE BLUE!
reason for his disappearance:
-humiliation? do u remember this
-defeat? do u remeber this
-Age induced fatigue?
-rejection/dejection as Aunt Mshairi who called the wedding off and opted instead for solitary life in a Convent that allows cigarettes. She donated the 2carat ring to the salvation army and his engagement gourd that they drunk some traditional brew from to the museum!
Dedicated her life to prayers, to give thanks for escaping the mistake that was to be and threat to her gene-pool.
(another one who should be in fear is KELITU...sweetie sijasahau that funny character assasination...I thought I was the only one allowed to do that...boy was I wrong! You will be part of the Next Top Model...just kidding I can't shamubulia you like that...or can I?)
Plan of Treatment:
Remind him that fighting with a younger, taller, smarter breed will lead to complete annihilation..again!
Treatment Plan:
First welcome him back!
So... LET'S WELCOME PAPA BLUE back...the origianal BLUE POET of the famous mugumo tree where he told his post adolescent tales. Let them poems rip BLUE! and let's see you woo the new KBW ladies as you did with the older ones. Let's see you in action, kwanza, ebu start with KenyanMusings!
Check out KENYAMOTO as well...you'd think I have an endorsment cheque...hint hint...
Blue my BLOG NEMESIS...lets show them battle as it was done back in the day!
This time let blood be shed! EBU y'all scream for WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR!!!!!!!
posted by Spidey/Tato at
5/09/2006 10:30:00 PM
26 Comments:
I was gonna kick ass if anyone else was here before me.
Hi Nicko - the blog police at your service. LOL I am reading this instead of watching CSI:
Another blog war between Nicko and Blue - bring it on. Woo hoo... You know its gonna get ugly. Goody!!!
LOL@gourd (sp) this is definitely a hot one!
Let me book ringside seats - oh and I have got the first 20 so y'all know who to buy them from for twice the price.
Who do I think is gonna win?
Naah, I am on the fence - let me see who comes for tickets from me first. Nicko and Blue - there better be no more than 40 tickets.
What?
What?
Where were you when I booked first and second place eh? Rules man, rules.
Ok I sound like I am getting paid to promote the war!!! Bush/Cheney have nothing on me :D
Cry HAVOC and let slip the blogs of war!
I did not donate the ring to the Salvation Army though, Luke, as there was no ring:)
Welcome back, Blue
thanks for the link, kenyamoto looks really moto,
war
It depends on how you want to shambulia me. I do know a few guys who work for the mob and a ka-extortion can be arranged since i heard wewe ni dentist.
If you wnanna keep your business, you might need 'security'.
Hi mofi, tihihihih
@ Kelitu,
I am coming to your blog. I see we need to teach little Nick a lesson or two.
Blue.
Nicky lil devil, first you nesh me the movie....now how?
Then you come here and start ng'oaring typos ati;
'remeber'
'shamubulia'
How now? tihihi, I hope Blue raruas your ass kabitha fiu yaani. I will put my igana ria twero on that...aiiii.
Asi! My lunch, my movie, my everything you owe me before I start batting for the Blue team.....
@Guess:trust u o make money out of this ebu u give me a cut! LOL this was better than CSI depends which CSI btw....
but u are on my side right???
@OBI WAN...you are right a 2 carat ring is NO ring! But blue should be welcomed back
@Adrian: it sure is aint it!
@kenyangal: thats the spirit
@KElitu:no one knows pain like i know pain...hahahah woiye i wont shamubuliya(KM) u ...im promoting u as well with blue
@WISODM: will say it one more time welcome back! u need to catch up with kelitu
@Unwooable:...is it just me or are u on blue's side? LOL at typos and they way i had re-read that post. Sweetie we're still on for Position Impossible
ebu tell us how much u're getting for promoting kenyamoto.
am glad the blog war is back!
woo hoo
Going to war over a lost invitation is unnecesary but exciting. like when osama got pissed that his Saudi's prefered American soldiers rather than his own to protect the kingdeom
@farmgal:u'd think im gettin jack is bilas...but boy this war maybe the last one
@bankele: War is always due to some minute reason...but its not causeof thinvite...the senile moron doesnt believe it was shiroh who planned the last meet up
wooo hooo...iv got my popcorn let the games begin....drumroll!!!!
position impossible ni wewe swee'hat....but er, a gal can try no? I fail miserably you know, me and my **puffs out chest, does gorilla imitation here**, tihihi....all for nuthin Nicky, all for nuthin you know.
Kwanja I have a storo for you...things are mahiga...
Technically I am bila storo but knowing you...ah! I can squeegeee a ka lunch on that account hata ingawa cousins are in tao sijui gurario...how now??I dunno about you tying the knot Nicky, I just don't....and is how you are attending these things? Umeiva nini? ready to be plucked? Not feathers....as in from bachelorhood...cos you know I be queing up no? I will pluck you and kimbia with you....looooool, yaani you will be semaring I do from where I have slung you on my shoulder. Ask around, you shall be told...
I shan't be bounced, ma this is your last chance to redeem thyself...I have gone to tafuta nguos to wear seeing as I like to walk around naked, aheeem, very personally taken that. I shall not regal you with my nekkidness this time, although you gotta say you penda, aiiiiii.......
Yaani all you seem to do is offend after offend after offend... Now how?
Later doc formerly baby doc
At least I am not number 20something!
Yes blue has been missing for a long time!
But kijana you have no business talking about war until you take a look at my Aco v D-shy wars!
kipi-boo:get ur pom poms out!
KM:lol i could have swore ur bitter
Aco: now u guys need to take it to ur blog as well to have proper war..but y'all are just nasty! maybe we shall get nasty too
I've heard a lot about kenyamoto, I'll check it out.
Draw the swords we wanna see the blood...
Blue - where've you been? It's about time too. I was getting tired of twangaring Nick all the time. Even Rambo needed a break btn first blood I & II. Time to take care of your business - if you need me page me on my St. Lucia Caribbean number.
Nick I suggest you restock on vegeboom(sp?).
This is hilarious, We need one of those commentators that made kandanda more interesting than it actually was!
Wow!
Blue and Wars are back.
KM you are well advised.
' Younger taller smarter...' nice adjectives yet one forgets about potted? as in Buddha pot bellies! Do you still have yours?
Just asking...want to make sure that only facts are reported :D
Hi,
You deserve the coolest blogger award!! and having today gone back your previous blogs you are deep!! (and how do you track "visitors online"??)
if war is what it takes for you to write more often.. then let there be war!
Rubbing hands gleefully...
This shud be nice!
I cant wait to see the fireworks!!!!
LOOOL
And its sooooo good to have Blue back!
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