SLEEZE CREW: Rumor Meals Roundup

(and yes i know how to spell rumor mills and sleaze)

(Deep VOICE) Welcome to The Sleeze Crew. Live on Air for a fifth successive successful feed. Bringing you trash like you like it served…directly to your ears! You will hear it here, first and fast and furious…may the sleaze contaminate you and set you free!

Lequitta: Hey y’all it’s me again, the ghettoesque bad-ass mama...been knocked up, knocked down and around but my nappy self still stronger than ever. Like Roberta Flack I will survive oh as long as I know how to run, duck, tuck and roll I know I’ll stay alive! A sista’s been pimped slapped…name called…popped MORE morning-after pills than Aco’s posts, or Thinker’s thoughts, or Admin interference accusations.

Tyrone: Sup peeps! This is your home-boy keeping it real. Hardcore gangster…smooth and suave…breaking hearts left, right and centre…letting them keep coming back for more! More! They want nothing but! Coz they know with Tyrone …it’s on!

Lequitta: That’s right! And you know it’s true!

Tyrone: And you know we know you know!

Lequitta: Coming up next in this roundup the downright skinny on where the KBW’s are at! The 411 brought to you one on one. It’s been too quiet especially with the old timers being on pension as we speak…damn BLOG menopause seems to have hit them all…denture wearing…memory lapsing…eye-sight failing…osteoporosis setting in and bones crumbling getting lamer and lamer like Nick’s blog-mojo!

Tyrone: That’s right…we gonna tell you the truth behind the sudden deletion of MS K’s blog and Dshy’s blog…and finally reveal if they were one and the same?

Lequitta: Why MILO threw in the towel and wants nothing more of his unmentionabos after a botched reverse vasectomy! The truth behind his new business venture with KM . His sudden return to South Africa.

Tyrone: The escapades of the BLUE POET…which blogger he got entangled with and the catastrophic results that could be the reason SHIROH lost her job...if in fact she lost it! Why he failed to attend the last meetup?

Tyrone: In addition the financial revelations of a female blogger that has pulled a Left Eye of T.L.C! Nope she hasn’t burnt her beausroom...for creeping with that other mzalendo KP...but has gone bankrupt-asaurus!! After bad advice from Bankelele and Riba Capital

Lequita: Oh, yes none other than GUESS...she has had to sell her 2 KAYBEES like Toni B's Grammy's to sustain her frequent flier miles and hIPODetical expenses ( MILO u would be so proud of me) has been hawking “Blogging 101” on the streets! Y'all know I'm just hating right?

Tyrone: Also… we shall reveal to you how some bloggers are blogging with duel identities? Not like the TATO…but incognito. If I were you I’d closely monitor the styles of DOBVIOUS, AMKENI WAKENYA, KAGGZ, KELITU….think about it they sound pretty familiar…look carefully don’t let the new templates fool you...these are old bloggers in new skin! Don’t also let the sex fool you!

Lequita: And we shall expose to you who has been running around Anonymously, almost doing a better job than I am in trashing posts…I mean tearing bloggers down…criticizing…ridiculing…and they are not anonymous cause their I.P address be all up in my databank screaming (64.185.140.134 (user-10bj346.cable.mindspring.com) everywhere...come here mama lequita gives you a hug cause you been an avid reader you!

Tyrone: Personally, to hell with Anon, I want the truth behind that Smack it, Flip it, Rub it…Buff and Polish it post of KM! Not to mention can we discuss what people were saying behind the scenes and on the comment section…y’all back-stabbers you!

Lequita: Oh and don’t you forget the three sisters and a niece…and you know the don’t approve of us! But they have been missed!

Tyrone: Yes the truth shall be revealed about all those missing in action.

Lequita: Yes missing in action or expecting after action…Yes the much talked about BILAS TRAIN-an old passenger has returned aboard…and aboard that passenger is another passenger currently embedded in amnion. You may harbour a guess( no that is not a hint)…someone in the MS KMutsaurus squad is due soon…and they have stopped screaming “THEKETE MA!” Or is it “Mutiuke Pris!” Suddenly…life has new meaning to me…

Tyrone: What happened to the defunct LOONEY BIN? AKIEY? MSANII? FARMGAL?

Lequitta: All that comin up next stay tuned! Like Aerosmith you don’t want to miss a thing…ok perhaps some lip reduction won't hurt either!

Tyrone: Plus let's welcome some newbies up in here as well,cause blessed are the newbies they wil make great posts in the future. Makanga...YKM