KBW BALL and DANCE
So there I am thinking what can I do to rile things up... to add salt and pepa( and spinderella too) up in Blogland? Way back when I had started KBW's NEXT TOP MODEL, I thought it would go places ha ha...but I rubbed them ladies the wrong way like velvet being stroked the opposite direction... So, here I am proposing a BALL and DANCE. Just like the Kaybees last year I'm totally clueless on logistics so we will require ADMIN to help in.
All will be invited to participate...
Round 1:
-will include dudes asking out their intended dates out on their blogs. There should be wooing and begging. Poetry and Floetry. Kissing ass and typing sweet nothings. In every dude's post they should state who they are asking out? Who they are seeking ...especially plan's B-G...you player players you!
Chick's too can ask dudes out...that's whats gonna make this interesting. So the asking out will be done in comments section and in blog-posts! In a duration of like a week.
Invites must be official...y'all must lay your hearts out on the line!
Round 2:
Then replies: acceptances and rejections as well as "we'll see(holding out till a better offer comes along or accepts)" replies will ensue. Let's see the heartbreak and slicing, the cut and chase ...lets see who get the ROSE or gets voted out...oops is this the makings of a reality blog drama? Wait Tato cross posts this. Doubt he will after Movie Buff has declared her intentions! There'll be sad songs to make him cry-Billie Ocean style!
So ladies here's your chance to play hard to get or easy to get.
Rejections must be brutal!
Acceptances must be sweet!
Round 3:
The actual day! There will be other prizes as well and competitions
1.Who will walk away Ball King and Queen...each blogger willing to compete must submit there reasons....C.V's must be published
2.Best Couple...same thing sell yourselves
3.We can have talent competitions
Of course all this is subject to change but it's a chance for all you Blog Geeks to finally attend the Ball and Dance y'all were ostracised from...or was it just me?! Its your turn to star and shine..and work your virtual MOJO guys! Devious for a change a "date" won't be a calendar referennce but a time for you to go out on the prowl, leave the jiko behind and the woollen undies and get your Devious on!And Acolyte a camera will not be entertained as a date.
Rules:
Flexible
-costumes are allowed but spidey costume is mine..and i think Instigator has taken Hunchback of Notre Dame..so all others are up for grabs
-you can have more than one date
-you can attend solo....and why not it's not your first time is it?
So if you are game-let's get this started. And if you have ideas on logistics comment away...MI COMMENT SECTION SU COMMENT SECTION!
posted by Spidey/Tato at
9/18/2006 08:55:00 PM
115 Comments:
LMAO.... What intentions are these?? I dont appreciate my name being tainted like this!!
Im a nice chile...... I think!!!
Oh snap!Thot I was first!Damn you movie buff!
Off to read!
ROTFOL....ati my dates are calender referrals ( hangs head in shame...and agreement )
Aco will be present with his camera that has a 1500 Watt bulb...blinding everyone within earshot and camera has a sonic boom when he hits the snap button..so that camera must be confiscated !!
I ask you Nick.....
PS
Buff nice ?? aiiiiiii
HATERATION GALORE!
Kwendeni!
Kwani u think that storo of Soul Mate is uwongo?????
@movie buff:tainted? and the way i have been kind...Tato mite not be as merciful
@Aco:she is faster than speedy gonzales just wait see how many acceptances she gives
@Cucu Devious:nutten but love for you
@ devious
At least I will make some cash taking pics for nick to put up in his shrine to movie buff.
Now as for you I dont think peeps will want to buy njugu karanga and uji that day!
Lakini Nick si u have to lose that gut before you put on that costume?
This definitely evokes much food for thought. Sounds quite interesting I dare say.
@ Movie Buff
I will unleash hateration that puts Crunk and Disorderly to shame!Crunktastical style coming at you soon!
Run while you still can mami!
Before we go further can same genders be dates for the KBW ball ??
PS
Buff put your hand down I done told U Im not going with you...thats what U get for kulain those bhajias in the dark !!
@ Aco... I aint never scared. BRING IT!!!!
BTW.. about the post.... [he he I havent said nothing about the actual post]... I think it is a good idea.... very good. I dont know how it will work but I am all for it! :)
Devious... This is what I get for not telling you where I got the "Shuma Irare Ndani" Tee???'
Haters......
*Movie Buff pops her collar and struts away*
Aco...since the camera is out of the picture ( pun an all intended ) whom shall U bring ??
OOOh I know...bring the porn watchin-jus-landed-from-Zamunda-sweatius maximus-roomie !
@ Nick
I will not be in the Hunchback costume but in the Doctor Victor Von Frankenstein Costume and you shall be my malformed servant Igor!
Come to me you waste of flesh!
LMAO!
@movie buff: achana na Nick he just bitter he is stuck with Woolly Devious nd he knows that you and i Damu!
I officially as you to the Ball and Dance.
@aco:i think Nick will be suckin it in as he sorts you out.LMAO!
@Princess:yup get your cinderella shoes on and come to the ball
@Aco:unleash hateration bila toleartaion lets get it crunk up on this dance-uh-ree
We just want y'all to have good time no more drama in your life if you got beef its yours not mine leave all that B.S outside we gonna celebrate all night...damn i loved that song
@cucu :you wanna ask out movie buff?
@buff:u will believe when we waltz thru that red carpet with all them E presenters asking what dress you are wearing
@M.Buff: ladies ladies be civil!
@Devious: u are chillin for porn akina "glad-he-ate-her and Johnny Deep? and Da Vinci Load?"
@instigator: its already been brung...lets see who has the best date!
LOL D1.... that was a good one!!!!!!!!!
@ Buff...siukwende...I just bought one form ebay that says
*Shuma Inarara Dani Reo Reo*
So ha Buff !
* Devious taps her cane, pops collar and sticks out red tongue from kulain Red Devil and teeters away in her 6 inch heeled akalas*
i am so hilarized - cucu devious brought me this way and it's made my afternoon. i'm off to go and flutter eyelashes and all that so i can get me a date!
@spicebear:wait u see the invites you get
@D1 and M.Buff: i dare you to wear them shirts to the ball and i'd kill to see the look on your date's face.
Nick...kwanza mine is customized so the front will say
"Shuma Inarara dani reo reo"
and the back reads.....
"Taimajini...itarara kweri kweri"
Aco I hate to be the bearer of bad news but U cannot partake in nay picture takin....the winning bid went to Ephantus (courtesy ram ogi Studios Inc )
if you have any grievances over this, which I know U will do...please go to Nick...
OOOh I know...bring the porn watchin-jus-landed-from-Zamunda-sweatius maximus-roomie !....
Cold
Ya'll are killing me..
Haui! Nimesheka mpaka kisheko ikaishia mudomoni! Ah, what a way to wake up from the afternoon slumber!
@Couch 'Tato..my cinderella slippers are waiting to be unleashed!!!
now that devious asked if same sex couples are allowed and there was no answer, i shall ask her. yes, cucu ndevious, where art thou?
that doesn't mean that i'm still not shopping around though .... :-)
*movie buff has noted Couch 'Tato's invite and demands a post dedicated to the invite*
*Cucue ndevious smiles coyly at Spice and accpets offer*
After all...Nicks always said he would like.....
Again Aco...no cameras...dont make me go Ka-Rucy mode on your tanye hehehe
With Spicebear and Devious hooking up seems we are going to have some hot girl on girl action!
As the question is often asked....
Niaje na hiyo kombi?
EGM..who are U bringing ?? plaease leave all lab paraphenelia at home and do not "enthrall" your beau with tales of close mishaps in the lab or how Ur labcoat once was not cleaned nicely by the peeps down the treet from your hao....
None of that !
Msanii...while we applaud you for bringing us zikis all the time...skip the cd as a gift for your date and bring her some flowers instead.......
ha! and people say that getting a girl to go for a date is hard. hehe, devious you are the best!
aii, ako, you have to be nice. ati niaje na hiyo kombi ... has that ever worked? try again, i don't know about devious but me i like the wooing.
@D1, and the way I had wekad starch and ironed that coat mpaka it got a kata-nzi laini on all folds! And them thick rimmed black wooden glasses with lenses an inch thick, not forgetting my pocket protector and miniature slide rule! How can you spoil my fun like this? :(
Spice U like the wooing eeeeh...
I will be outside your boma jioni...mai choma in hand...koo ( for fresh breath )and coke baridi on the other..then I will quote Rome & Juliet * Spice Spice...wherfore art thou Spice... I have some maize for you...."
You know D1... u can get someone fired for the shit you write..... LMAO!!!!!
*back of hand moves to forehead*
be still my beating heart. maize, for me? oh devious! if you tell me it comes with pili pili ... woi njesus!
@D1: what if it is not a shuma but a ka-sweet irigu!
@Msanii:wow im humbled by ur presence pee-boy...who will u vbe inviting
@EGM:kurara sio mbaya kwanza afternoon who will u be inviting
@Princess:and im sure the hoorse and carriage awaiteth thee
@spicebear:good lookin out thats what u call a plan a-g
@M.Buff: tato is hittin thegym already and knows just the post
@devious and aco's tanye sittin in a tree...
@Aco:mmm this has the making of a very good ball and dance go spicey go devious!
@devious:yup ask them gents who they are bringin
@spicebear:our inhouse nini wacera arent u ha ha ha ha
@egm:kumbe ur the geek i was talkin about u urkel u
was miniature slide rue a metaphor????? ha ha ha
@devious stalker: huna shame hata cant wait for egm to run u down!
@D!ati wooing with a mushakwe of maize?? ha ha hah a
@m.Buff:she darn spend to much time in them woolen knickers i tells u that ma'am
And spicebear ur gettin wooed already-darn it play hard to get..pretend that chilli in squeezed lemon does nothin for you
@all:i dont know how aco does it but i cant even keep up with comments on my own blog damn...keep goin y'all
heheheheh Spice...indeed the maize is laden with pilipili and ndimu ...I even have Taifa leo cuti into nice 4 by 2 pieces so u can panguza ur hands and mdomo when done.... see I even got U a One liter coke....
EGM stop evadin the question.. who U bringing ??
BREAKING NEWS
Acvo has jus been spotted leaving Walmart with the pornous mama...and they say she was seen holding some deodorant in hand !!
STAY TUNED !!
@nick Haha, ati metaphor? Why bring the big guns when a model will suffice? Slide Rule (with capital S and capital R), hiyo itatolewa baada ya kuonyesha demonstreson na model, but do I say! It is called the antisipayson factor. Urkel? Who be Urkel? He got nuthin, I repeat, nuthin on Dexter!
@D1 My secret shall be unveiled *drum roll* in due course *more drum roll* so hold it right there *cymbals clashing* and don't leave this spot *thunderous applause* thank you, thank you!
@ Devious One
WEWE!Wacha porojo!There is no way I am taking a mama who can chop me up for no reason at all!You jua how those people are!
I am currently putting on my swimming goggles getting ready to swim across the ocean to the rainy UK!
@ Spicebear
You would be surprised at the results.I know I have!
But for you I will shanusha my locks, paka vaseline, shine viatu and even nunua half loaf and soda as I fika your area to woo you from that crazy cucu!
LMAO @ EGM...ati cymbals clashing hehehehehehe now we know who came with a Muungano Choir Visa hahahahahhahaha !!
From band geek to lab rat hehehehehehe and as they said in american Pie ( the movie ) ..aind one time in band camp.....
@D1...you are killing me with your breaking news comment...LMAO!!!!
@Aco..I'm awaiting your rebuttal to the breaking news.
i would tremble in anticipation and them swoon but lakini this is no mills and boons. sijui nipige nduru ama nini ... next she will tell me stories of buying me tusker baridi and samos. keep going devious, i'm liking your style.
@ nick
i don't know about you but roasted maize with ndimus and pili pili is my weakness. kumbe devious did her homework!
ha, aco. i shall be waiting to hear your lines. me i hear you were wooing others with deo. i hope that's not a sign of things to come .....
@egm:ha ha remember its not the size of the hammer that counts but the nail ur aimin it at.(scary movie 1)
@devious: ati on a muungano green card.ouch LMAO ROTFLMAO!!!!
that joke killed
@devious and EGM:remember in american pie two when the geek chick and the geek guy were makin out and she stuck a tuba up his ass?!
@aco:and the battle for the spice in spicebear ensues...whip out the jerry curl juice and unleash the solea the game is on
as for the pornstar...u didnt not have consensual relations with that undeodorized heiffer did u..denounce renounce
@spicebear:for u i will harvest an entire field of maize and get you some mukamba to choma the maize for u just right
MORE BREAKING NEWS
Derailer has bene notified of Acos dubious activities and was last seen removing her wig, her earrrings and clip on nails ...witnesses say she muttered some incoherent ebonic shyt ( and im quoting ) and got in her cutlass and was last seen speeding towards Acos house...
The drama unfolds !
@ Princess
How can I be at Walmart when I am swimming across the pond?
As for Derailer in typical Kenyan fashion there is a prominent letter talking about my fathers uncle's grandfather's cousin being unwell calling to see me for a last time.
While on the other hand reporters for WMAZ have shots of Devious' house being burnt by her buxom lesbian lover on learning she has been spurned for some African beauty named Spicebear.
She was last sighted in her Ford F-150 speeding towards where Devious is doing the wooing!
Warning, she is a member of NRA and is armed!
@ Devious
Holla at me and I will get somewhere for you and Spicebear to hide from your jealous lesbian lover!
That is the best I can do!
Aco...ten nil hands down hahahhahah speeding down in a F-150 loooool !
And no I shall not seek shelter from you...I know how derailer is
I already have my hao razing to the ground....what next ??
Unless we can use your sweaty roomie to spray the enemy like a skunk does ??? toa maoni
@Nick, washana na hizo nightmarish images wewe! Now I'll have to go and get a rear guard admantium combination-key lock protected nappy with a huge "EXIT ONLY" sign! Man, the trauma!
ach ndevious dear, kumbe you were already spoken for? ebu i take off my earrings and grease up - me i'm not letting them mahindis go so easy.
@ nick
all night maize? you'd better not be teasing me ....
Masalaaaaale! Why didn't anyone invite me to this bash? I'M STILL ALIVE Y'ALL!!
clearly i was left in the dark like archer.. did anyone say "labcoat"?
@D1
kwani how ghetto is derailer?
@aco: u can borrow the sleeze crew anytime as u report the ongoing on the Luscious Lesbian
@egm:hahahaha ati a ka-diaper denouncing any form of entrance from musical instruments ha ha ha ha
@spicebear:all night long u can have all the husks u want and need
@archer:pole my guy i too missed on at aco'son friday where i was roasted like spicebear's maize
@kabinti:are u thinkin if attendi in just a lab coat and a kabinti smile? hmmm between u and princess cud the real princess please stand up! ha ha ha
Wait, what? I miss this page FOR ONE DAY and you have a major bash like this one?
Where's my invitation/ wooing/ tuning/ date-to-be, or will I have to beat it out of someone?
Im here... What did I miss?
@ Nick, not just any ka-diaper. It has to be made of Adamantium! One that would make Wolverine proud!
I ask like a fulo
"what to do?"
Left out of party
I came here with the judges seat and am armed like one Yolanda Masinde ready to vet at the gate and main house let the ball roll...
depending on the proper proposal i might consider wearing just the lab coat and a smile that would put any model to shame!! So, where are the KBW men???
*egm struttin in, kata-nzi laini starched flawless white lab-coat covering his bulk* Here I am, Kabinti, at your service Ma'am! *he hands her a corked burette filled with a colourful mixture of potassium permanganate, berrylium flouride and molybdenum silicate crystals* I thought these would do in lieu of boring old organic, soon to decay and perish flowers!
*swooning at egm* My prince doth cometh! Oh my the purple in the KMnO4 brings out the BeF2 brightly and the MS just adds a special touch to the whole arrangement. Who says KBW men are not creative! Maybe after the ball you can join me for an all night session of discovering my end point when we mouth pipette some NaOH to an oh so secret solution? *shivers in excitement*
methinks egm and Kabinti are a match made in heaven. Will the rest of the KBW men please stand up?
A secret solution whose triple point shall surely be achieved by the time our reduction of r results in the greatest force as we, by our actions, prove that F = (GMm)/r*r! Joules jigs as Curie curtseys and Leibniz loftily lingers while Faraday fawns over the excitement unfolding over the KBW Ball!
*devious upon readin EGM's advances towards kabinti heads ot the closet and proceeds to go and tye dye all EGMS lab coats*
The nerve the nerve U have to flirt with the other woman (points at Kabinti with lower lip like a typical kyuk woman ) while im still here ??
*Devious was last seen buyin copius amounts of kerosene ad askin where kabinti resides*
STAY TUNED
PS
and where is Udi I ask ?? hes not one to miss a party ??
Will this be a KBW Ball or a Love-Dodecagon the way things are going?
Eh, hmm.. *goes off to make sure his one coat is untouchable in that secret location, to be revealed on the day of the ball*
This is exactly what happens when only one KBW man stands up.
I guess I'd better bask in the limelight while I can then! :)
On second thoughts, I resist all such temptation. Instead, I will show proper chivalry and gentry to Kabinti!
*waiting for Devious with a *flotilla* of TNT and a *modicum* of arsenic and a mean looking Congestina in the shadows who at Kabinti's orders will attack Devious in a backside attack fashion SN2-style causing an inversion of configuration.. ahem back to what matters...egm darling the Force of attraction between us as exhibited by your oh so sweet nothing equation has left me in need of smelling salts, my heart cannot flutter anymore as all my potential energy has turned into kinetic energy. we are as princess said truly a match made in the heavens.
Archer says:
Where are the rest of the KBW men?
I'M OVER HERE!!! *waving my arms around frantically* what must a brother do to get some attenson sually?
Since my blog crush Devious has decided to go lesbo then I will have to, very painfully I must add, seek greener pastures elsewhere!
@Kenyanchick: I officially request thy company to the ball. What say ye?
looking left,right nobody notices me slides inside noiselessly, tries to blend with the walls but..............
And for the umpteenth time...Will the real KBW men please stand up, or, failing all....women....he he..
Late bloomer me, I know.
:-)
@FULO: told u id get u back...so you and ur turban are takin who to the ball
@KenyanChick:LOL i know the feelin u dont refresh and u find u have missed so much that happens to me at aco's
@EGM:u are a chem freak arent u...ati wolverine would bow down at the diapers strength ur mad.LOL
@Nakeel:this older brother is happy that u will not have a date ha ha ha
@shiroh:i know someone calle d"sijui" wants to ask u out for te dance
@KAbinti:i think KBW has more chicks than Jamaas..so take the initiative and ask them out
@EGM:u are those geeks i really hated and needed to show u a lesson come gettin test results back? werent u
@kabinti and EGM: mmm mmm sittin on a tree in lab coats....and chemistry...and chemistry if u know what i sayin..with poppin sounds like hydrogen and sizzling combustion like magnesium to water
@princess:yup them too need a room for there song and dance!!!! wink
but you will get someone dont u worry
@devious:thou needs a cold shower
@kabinti and EGM: lets get it on by marvin gaye is your song or sexual healing ha ha ha ha
@Archer: nice..btw whats up wit ur blog..so archer and kenyan chick...hope she say yes
@Sijui: haha ha sneekin in kiplani ur the type who comes in bila date and chucks with thou numbers and a date in hand...i kno ur sneeky type
@jadekiten:purrrrr purrrrr if thats what ur wearing purrrr prrrr
@Archer: Yes, Yes, YES!!! Slams table emphatically, like fake orgasm scene in "Where Harry met Sally..."
Um... before I get ahead of myself... (cough, cough)
(Formally):Archer, I would be delighted.
@Shiroh... my heart grows fodder as i bow down and ask your hand in marri.. mmmhm as I ask you to be my date please..
Purrrrr.....that's what I'm wearing. Heck!!! I'll wear less (or more if we're going the cat-woman way) if that's what it takes t get me a date... LOL @ the things we do JUST to be asked out....
:-)
thank you spidey for the invite.Will be back for more after more men are here plus got a couple of dates in mind or i could go the other way and slice at the party so many options so little time tut tut tut
I wonder if it would be still be nice to Come in Bantu: ‘... sssssss... ai... ai... ngai! ngai! ngai!’
Beta late than neva!!!!
Kume-enda aje?
Ebu enlighten a sistah!!!
Quite some idea you have here,lol!
Could the guys also give ruthless rejections to chicks they're not interested in? It's only fair I guess?
ok...back to getting "this & that" done "here & there", back to blog some day soon.
Peace!
Sijui,Will be back,sweeter or bitter.
yours Truly
Blush Blush
Of movies,
Anyone turn the oven on like in
"Unfaithful"
@ Anonymous - blog crush ? one me ? ( heart starts pitapataing )...do ask me out...
I havent hit the lesbo highway yet - still a firm *shuma irare dani" follower !
Kabinti, you might wonder why Congestina the rabid vicious mutt you usually have chained to the ever stationary wheelbarrow full of mawe is not barking is because I gave it some nyama with "powerfoam" and its in doggy heaven !
So you and EGM have a project of tryin to find out what the aforementioned powerfoam is in his lab!
Alas I wait to see your reactions when EGM finds his once snow white labcoats all tye dyed !
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH !
D1, actually I've been meaning to do a wardrobe makeover that goes more in style with all the colourful crystals in the lab, so you may really be doing me a favour without knowing it! :)
@Nick..you may have a point regarding the ratio of KBW women to men..it reminds me of the ratio of women to men over here so seeing as I am already accustomed to it, I can envision myself flying solo with a stunning gown, tiara, and cinderella slippers and quietly observing the happy couples interact with one another.
Lordy!! Sodom(y) and (Kon)gomora
@ EGM...I look forward to seeing you in a bright pink labcoat ....I took it upon to spruce up your socks and tidy whities and they were all dyed purple or pink or baby powder blue, fuck me im a whore red ( for the weekend )
You can thank me later !
@kenyanchick: is that an "i do and i will?" what happened to playin har to get?
@sijui: sijui niseme...now that is what is called the art of sweepin her off her feet
@jadekitten:desparate times call for dressless measures...the means satisfying the end ah ha ha
@gishungwa:kwanza that lambada forbidden dance of yours is a guest attraction...as in its in the schedule
@mocha:hey dada dont u disappear again we want the mocha on the dance floor
@akiey:manze long time no see how u been...adn more importantly who u askin ofr a dance
@devious:again is powerfoam a metaphor?
@egm:there is gloom and boom while things go boo min egm's lab!!!!!!
@Shiroh:since when do u quote movies hey ngoja tato hears this he will be fuataring u lie whoa!
@princess:ati ur there waving about like queen elizabeth and looking over ur tu-glasses actin ful sob mode i like that as well
@anon:and ur point is?
@devious:manze u and egm shud also get a room
@ Nick...powerfoam in this case is a metaphor for sumu ya panya or whatever sumu i got my hands on to give to Congestina, Kabintis mutt
Congestina on the other hand my dear was genetically cloned in Kabinti's lab. She has a particular gene that allows her to digest devious' powerfoam bila side effects. So Dev. go ahead make my day, egm ni wangu :) lakini these KBW men are MIA mpaka Princess is going stag! egm i hope your designer lab coat is still in its highly secret location....
Oh, it surely is. I only left a few out in the open to sidetrack her. Wacha the day comes atashangaa with the brilliance of the whiteness!
loool....Congestina is going DOWN...ati designer labcoat..even that one was replicated to look like that tie dye embroidered Muungano Choir regalia U landed over here wearing while still clutchin on to your kenyan flag laden cymbals !
Kabinti and EGM..sitting in the lab...K.I.S.S.I.N.G
we don't do mundane things like kissing. that one we leave for the shaos. Instead we connect chemically at the lab bench and ruminate on earth shattering equations like E=mc2. Iz how this ball is becoming an egm, devious and kabinti affair?
Arrgghhh!!!! So late to the party!!! Strolling in and wanting to cry at shameful position (ati #92!!)
@Fulo:
My Baniani!
Where's my starlet and money?
Still want to give me some honey?
Nirudishie gari
pengine chuma italala ndani....
@ Buff... shoulda copyrighted the phrase he he he
@Spidey: This is sooo brilliant!!!
Yes..I plan to arrive in a carriage in true regal fashion and sit in a corner and observe how the egm-Kabinti-D1 love triangle plays out.
Fatso, i thought you couldn't come up with another lousy idea! I was wrong! go back to your hibernation!!!
Daud El Rude( Whatcha a gonnna do, Watcha gonna do!!!!)
@Nick- ati hard to get? Oh shit (slams head against desk). I always forget that part.
@Nick: Why you hatin just coz Kenyanchick's my date to the ball? Ati play hard to get? Kwani you cant see this shortage of men up in here? Grab it while it's hot!
@Devious: LOL at Conjestina!
Ati you and EGM will connect at the lab bench and ruminate on earth shattering equations ?? LMAO. ROTFLOL....spoken like a true Einstein groupie !!
Kissing mundane ??? well EGM didnt seem to mind it when we did so when I went to visit him in his dungeon full of chemicals apparitions and such...nothing as romantic as doing it against a Spectrophotometer !
Archer who do you bringeth to the ball full of drama and man takers ( looks at Kabinti )
Mutumia where were u snoozing to be missing on this ?
*And in the continuing K-E-D saga (spoken with that deep, morose voice of the jamaa that does movie trailer voice-overs), EGM melodramatically refutes any spectrophotometer based relations with one D1, insisting on his undying devotion to the eternal equation exchange with Kabinti. After finishing off with Einstein, they embark on solving the next in the Mersenne and Primorial Primes, even as D1 futiley tries to start off with proving that 1 + 1 = 2. She has a long way to go. But with her determination, one question remains. Will she progress to proving 2 * 2 = 4? And will EGM and Kabinti manage to conquer the current challenge? Coming soon to a theater near you.*
Kwanza D1, still waiting for communication from you...
EGM....sijashika barua yako ya sitima...please resend.
Ni Mimi Wako ( Foreva !! )
*Noting that EGM and d1 are exchanging barua ya pepe* in front of her and all of KBW. EGM care to explain? hmmmm *Kabinti slowly slaps on examinitation gloves and her personal black light and forensic kit and goes in search of the said spec!
hehehehhehe Kabinti my dear....dont mess with the best coz the best dont mess !!
so jus throw the gilavus and torchi nyeusi coz theres nothing U will find muahahahhahaha !
yenyewe this has turned itno a K-E-D affair kabisa hehehehhehe
Where the hell have I been? How come no one hit me up on this? Salala this is very bad - you disappear for a few week and everyone forgets you!
what the...? hey, wait, wait. this is all spinning too fast. first. nilichelewa mbaya. two, there's movie buff, princess oh princess..., spicebear...yeeeesh! atchooo, bless me. and my main squeeze, kenyan chick...tssss HOT! kabinti...YIKES!
baaaana, what's this vibe of same sex thingi thingiz? the only same sex i know is sex with the same woman in the morning.
chill let me hook up my two-pence lines...
@ movie buff, i love they way you dot your 'i's.
@ princess, i did fight a fire-breathing dragon, climb to the highest room in the tallest tower...
@ spicebear, what spice goes with a many-a-feet-long sausage?
@ kenyanchick, (this one needs homwork done)
@ kabinti, you are my african queen
hehe...
who's your daddy?
(mazee, if this lines don't work, i want my money back)
si, nick wee ni mchokozi? deadly.
Nick,
From the previous 108 comments, you already have the ball happening, blogsphere style. Your crowd is crazy, but congrats for pulling this off. Genious you are.
Me, I'm too chicken to kuja alone.
modoathii...better late than never..besides you did a good job catching up except you have chosen to ignore the K-E-D triangle. I think your African Queen is quite taken. Let's see..seeing as I am a princess..it definitely has to be all about me most of the time so I am wounded that you hit on me at the same time as hitting on four other ladies..'sup with that? It is all or nothing man!!
What the...? Dang it Potatoes, I missed the party! Heh heh!
Anyway, nani kama wewe? Good to see you.
i thought i'd get to my african queen before it was too late.
princess, princess, you'll get it all when you kiss this frog. and it won't be "almost all the time" it'll be everytime.
then check it out, we can watch how the K-E-D triangle plays out, then turn round and watch the sun set, then turn on each other........
cucu uyu nuu!
modoathii...I'll accompany you to the ball..but first define "turn on each other."
modoathii ngoja pare pare whilst i continue my hitchcock investigations....lakini you cannot multitask in tuning chicks like that!
Am still new 2 blogger world.Can u care 2 explain what's dis all about.Men!I still dont get it?
N.B
v.GOOD BLOG!!!
nilingoja pare pare na nikaguswo hapo hapo. i went to practice my dancing skills on friday and ended up being...er, let's just say i'll be limping to the ball.
@ kabinti wewe endelea ku-investigate.
@ princess, i'm bandaging my foot and polishing the ride we'll use.
and when is the ball or did i miss something while i was away?
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