Spidey

Everybody hates Chris One-liners

I'm a slap you into next week!

I'm a smack the chap off your lips!

I'm a slap you into another family!

I'm a beat tha jam off your toe!

I'm a slap you into a new nationality!

"She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps. She only goes stiff for a moment." SIN CITY

"Revenge is the weak pleasure of a narrow mind! It's Juvenile" Commander in Chief-Season 1

"Denial(De-Nile) is not just a river in Egypt...it's a freaking ocean! ...So how does one prevent from drowning in it?!" Greys Anatomy-Season 2

"Marriage isn't mental. It even isn't really about feelings. It's a sloppy, sweaty physical act! Your father may have his flaws...he may not make a lot of money... but he has never been other than a rigorous and challenging lover...Remember in the morning when I'd forget to put juice in your lunch box.... I was lucky I could even remember my own name!!!Because when your father gets down to work and is intimate with me-HE IS LIKE A SKILLED GENERAL invading a country. He doesn't just launch an assault by sea. He uses paratroopers and columns of infantry and ..even secret agents!" MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE-Season 7

"You're the top DAWG now! It's time to let your balls drop!!!!" Shield-season3

"Jealousy is an ugly thing up-close" Desparate Housewives-season2

For the NASTIEST FUNNIEST lines from golden girls e.g Blanche: I'm going to go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms. Sophia: You're only going to sit in an inch of water?! Rose: Did you know they have an egg named after you, Blanche? Blanche: Oh really? How is it prepared? Sophia: Over easy.
Golden Girls Quotes

"Good friends avoid you during your humiliation! Great friends act like nothing ever happened" Desparate Housewives

"The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same. There's always a scar, which I guess, is meant to remind you that even for a little while, someone made your heart beat faster, and that's a scar you can live with, proudly. All the days of your life." OZ Season 4

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